now they are running behind the bus...but it keeps moving faster ...and they just do not have the energy to run that fast to jump onboard..

i second the idea, why not a user accessible drive of say...what ever amount i want (after all it is all my crap anyway) !

they also pay guitar - maybe form a band?

i second the awesomeness of the first OMG

indeed, how exactly does one eye the front of the poo and use the roasted chicken implementation to mark the time? and just how does one know the "front" of an oblong receptor un-marked "front poo" anyways? i am more confused than SHIT.

i wear one at work and very few "wierd" customers do call my by my name. first off, i do not know you - as we have never met before. second, you have not introduced me to YOUR name, so i do not know what to call you back. the interpersonal exchange is very presumptuously impersonal. i almost feel violated. but…

Experimenting With Creamy Sriracha Sauce to Spice Up Your Six-Inch, the launch of this mysterious invigorating goo & the sauce is "delightful" ..coming to a sandwich counter near you. (wtf, is that how they become "sandwich artist"?)

whilst this listmakery is all well and god, we should also have the other end of the spectrum . THE 10 LEAST IMPORTANT GADGETS OF 2012. (YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT REALLY SUCKED) !!!!

Love this. (found on the internet )

dear TwitterBrats: ...*(oh, what is the use, you will never grow up. but someday, if we (society at large) are lucky, someone will throw a sock full of POO at you on a bus. )

best GIF - EVER !!!!!!!(x10,000)

there is so much of it, it is hurting my eyes.

i submit this argument

Your Carhartt Boyfriend ?

finally, maths has solved one of the season's most perplexing problems. thank you maths bro, you are totally awesome.

what about the part where she was throwing grenades at the rebels, making tea for the convoy members, and using the flame thrower she had hidden in the secret compartment (where she keeps her emergency make-up) to fight off the other rebel leaders. Or did she just kill them with her bare hands - J-Lo Style?

u r correct, working for the big boxes is saw a memo regarding b-fri. it states that 30% of sales for the year come from b-fri. this does not make sense, but that is what i saw.

in that case, U go O!

do people even remember Oprah anymore (or care)?

and all these years i was sure it was good old fashioned Toxic Waste.