#TeamBlacChyna fo’ real. Tyga grosses me out.

for some reason this reminds me of that part in Harry Potter when all the spiders leave Hogwarts and swarm into the woods so what I’m saying is these people probably have a massive iSpider in their basement and should probably contact Steve Jobs for help via seance.

“Why can’t women just be direct and honest if they don’t want to go out with you?!”

I never get tired of people losing their damn minds with rage every single time Kanye says something hyperbolic.

This guy, Macklemore? This is the kind of try-hard that I like.

I mean sure-we all get a little upset when down graded. I get that it’s really hard for her to be moved from the best seat to the second best. But it IS hard to sympathize with her as when I’m downgraded from MY seat, I have to hang on to the wing, screaming, like some sort of nightmare at 20 thousand feet.

...is on TCM tonight!

Much Ado about Nothing

from his autobiography

I feel bad for this guy since it seems like he might have a mental health issue. Or he’s just stupid and thinks he can handle the bed bugs on his own. Either way, I’d HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE him if I lived in that building. I had bedbugs TWICE in two separate apartments and omg that shit fucks with your head in a…

I wanna fight all these bitches they were literally looking for anything to make Jubilee feel bad and some of it was thinly veiled racism for sure. I love her she is real and awkward and sweet. Ben shutting it down cemented my adoration of him.

There was a great tumblr after the series finale that pointed out every plothole created by making Dan Gossip Girl.

I agree. Kids have it so much worse now because of technology and social media. As a kid and teen in the 90s the worst thing that existed was maybe a slam book. You got some respite from a bully at the end of the school day, at least, now it continues online. If you got into a fight after school, the whole thing would…

I used to want it to be chuck. And have the final reveal start in Kristin Bell’s voice and morph into a man’s voice as chuck turns around in a swivelly office chair, smiling. But like then he became too likable so....ultimately they painted themselves into a corner where no one would have been satisfying or make…

My favorite is when you re-watch like, Season 1 and Dan is shocked by a Gossip Girl blast on his phone, completely alone.

GOALS.

Yeah, I saw the promos for that too, and am DEF watching [once it turns up on Hulu etc]. I have a completely unreasonable crush on Adam Driver now. And also Domhnall Gleeson. And John Boyega. And obvs Harrison Ford forever and ever amen. So basically like most of the cast.

Anyone watching Darren Star’s show on TV Land? Younger is super adorable and I love it!

With Coco’s hair and body, would anyone even notice? I think she could ease up on herself quite a lot and people would still be like, “Damn, mama.” In the complimentary way.

And she is indeed very very pretty, but not as pretty as any given frame of Gone With The Wind. Sorry, Vanessa.