what? no. raglans are the easiest sweater! and while the colorwork part looks pretty good, the picture starts too low (the top of the colorwork should not be even with tay’s nipples), she didn’t weave in her ends and where she picked up stitches for the neckline is just no, girl. also, i don’t think she blocked it.

• Never Made It As a Wise Man, Couldn’t Cut It As a Husband Either
  
  Totally cracked me up. Finniest thing I’ve read this week.

Yeah, fuck everyone with a diet or religion that prohibits them from eating pork, am I right?

I’m allergic to pork. Turkey bacon is a lifesaver for me, although I do catch myself occasionally staring at pork, wondering why it’s much cheaper per pound and/or what I’m missing.

Confession: I prefer turkey bacon to regular bacon. Come at me.

I feel the world should be free of drunken frat boys letting everyone else know they have a penis.

Unless you’re in the military, in law enforcement, or maybe a medical professional, it is completely unacceptable to refer to women as “females.” Women is the term for female humans. Female is a term that could refer to anything: rabbits, fish, certain parts of plants. It’s dehumanizing to refer to women this way…

When I was 3 years old, I accidentally murdered my pet goldfish. My mom came into the living room after having one of those “it’s been too quiet for too long” realizations, and found that both I and the goldfish we had procured that morning were missing. She found me a few minutes later, giving the goldfish a tour of…

A bald eagle kept landing on me while I was writing it and screeching “America the Beautiful” in my ear, it was very disruptive

The response I have formulated after 9+ years of being asked when we are going to “give” our daughter a sibling: “After three miscarriages it became apparent that my uterus is for decorative purposes only. But thanks for reminding me about the most painful and heart-wrenching experience I’ve ever had while also…

It’s a symbol of absolutely nothing BUT hate. The American flag has flown for alot of reasons, many bad, some good. The Confederate flag has flown for only one reason, and that reason was the permanent enshinement of slavery and absolutely nothing else. (Don’t force me to teach another one of your ignorant dipshits…

I find this a great opportunity to unfriend the hell out of closeted bigots on FB and Twitter

You need new people. I’ve spent the last hour liking all the “FUCK YEAH RAINBOWS” posts.

This is genuinely terrifying.

I never did like lettuce. Actually, I’m not much of a salad eater anyway. (Perfer soups to salads.) If I have a salad, it’s going to be heavy on tomatoes, croutons, etc. and light on the spinach/lettuce/kale.

1. Seems it did raise red flags which was why she was investigating his facebook page. It’s not impossible she suspected something before but didn’t have the evidence she needed. She may have even talked her self (perhaps with his assistance) into thinking she was being paranoid or overly jealous.

I live a few miles off Route 66. I have been down that road thru quite a few states several times. Nice artistic license but many of these places like Beverly Hills, Sedona and Las Vegas are no where near Route 66.

Yeah. Tripping through small town America just ain't the same experience for black folks. Every time we stopped somewhere to eat or rest, the local police showed up soon after. It was pretty damn scary. The looks. The poor service. Being ignored at roadside museums and such. After getting pulled over by the cops…

Whoa! Something's missing here!

"moseyed into Oklahoma City for sleep, which marked the last of our contact with true civilization before we hit L.A"