Frobnoid
Frobnoid
Frobnoid

They've started doing it in WA as well.

I always creep through flashing yellow lights. The only judgement call that matters involves whether or not the driver crossing in front of me knows what to do at a flashing red light. This question is equivalent to, and may be more economically restated as, "Do I feel lucky?"

The only explanation I can think of is, Mazda knows that regardless of what engine they put in the Miata, a bunch of its owners will turbocharge or supercharge it. So they put in something they're pretty sure will be hard to blow up, lest they get the blame.

No, it's because of how crappy Mazda is.

Yeah. When I absolutely, positively have to interrupt power delivery, a manual is the only way to go.

I don't see what the big deal is about this car. It can't decide whether it wants to be a Cayman, a 911, or a goddamned E-type. All it knows for sure is that it will weigh 500 pounds more than any of the above, because Mercedes.

(Shrug) It's low-hanging fruit. Nobody has much respect for the people behind the Cimarron, so they're safely insultable. We're not talking Ferry Fuckin' Porsche here.

Well, if it isn't fat stinking titsinmymitts in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou.

What other kind is there?

Early work by Stanley Kubrick. A little known fact about this commercial: it caught the attention of some people at NASA who were looking to hire SFX talent for a big upcoming gig.

Yo dawg, we heard you like watching ads, so we put a 1-minute unskippable ad in front of your ad so you can watch ads while you watch ads.

Cue the old joke about how I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you.

I'm not that interested in whether the GT-R beats the 911TT in a drag race. I'm more interested in what happens after 50 consecutive runs.

WTF? Am I still on Jalopnik?

Case in point: You buy a Big Mac value meal at McDonald's, with two options - $7.00 now, or McDonalds charges you a few cents a month for the next several years, making the total amount of the purchase more than double than what it would've been up front. The value remains the same, there is no chance of resale,

"In the most simple terms possible, oversteer in when the front wheels slip while cornering and oversteer is when the rear wheels slip while cornering."

There is sex here that does not sleep.

We have no idea what Aeroflot's safety record actually is. Because Russia.

In other news, GPS receivers just receive, they don't transmit anything.

Yeah, they sure showed that unarmed Boeing who was boss. And now I know who to call when I absolutely positively need to blow up an empty RORO ferry.