And where are the choke and spark advance knobs? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

The same guy who came up with the Pontiac Aztek.

There have been plenty of episodes in which Tesla has, indeed, tried to do the right thing by their customers. This exact situation is one that I don't believe has occurred.

Owned a 968. Rented various Pontiacs at various airports.

Log entry 0069105 [10-Jan-14 17:41:05.548 UTC] Outgoing call to contact Bullshit, duration 01:13:00.140, RSSI -104 dBm, 37.235N, 115.8111W

How is this "neutral?" They fucked a client of yours. That should justify going full Fukushima on their asses.

Honda Accord, no question about it.

I don't know how the current Wrangler compares to an old Willys, but the newest JK models with the 280-HP V6 are a big improvement over the earlier TJs, flammability notwithstanding.

Exactly. Just give me a lockable tablet holder on the dashboard with a goddamn USB and/or Lightning port. Anything beyond a simple piece of plastic is already obsolete by the time the first car rolls off the line.

CB radio is called "Facebook" nowadays.

Grudging admiration from the Russian judge.

The problem is BMW's engineering, or lack thereof. A Boxster certainly doesn't weigh 400 pounds more than a Cayman, nor does a 911 cab weigh that much more than a coupe. Even the C7 convertible only carries a 60-p0und penalty over the hardtop.

How about 'No.' Does 'no' work for everyone?

Their only real drawback versus the 911 is the power deficit. Given the price premium to step up to a base 911 or 911 cab, the Boxster and Cayman are bargains.

I love my 981 but I will never be entirely comfortable with Porsche's hood-nailed-shut approach to engine access. I overlook it only because the rest of the car is worth it. Pickup owners, though, will splutter beer all over their keyboards as soon as someone proposes the idea in that marketplace. Wallets will…

Just fix the fucking tail treatment, kthxbye

That's a CB antenna. CB was an early predecessor of Twitter.

Not true - there are lots of Japanese alive today that were party to asshatery of WWII.

This is the same rationale used to dismiss the aftereffects of slavery in the U.S., often made by people who'd rather talk about something a bit less...uncomfortable.

That's the same attitude that keeps thousand-year-old pissing matches alive in the Balkans to this day. Nobody living and working today had anything to do with any asshattery committed in the 1930s. Everybody needs to get over it and move on.