How about a link to the actual article?

Go out and actually drive one, then get back to us

When seconds count, the cops are only seconds away, pointing and laughing.

I could fit in some mild petulance next Wednesday at 3, would that work?

Depends on how well-aligned the shifter is. Typically after 60K miles in (say) an old Ferrari 3x8, you would be able to feel a small notch in the lever where it passes through the gate, but it wouldn't be too deep unless it was misaligned.

And what country would that be? I wonder if I've heard of it.

Um, we'd just finished bombing the bejesus out of virtually every other industrialized nation on the planet. Maybe that had more to do with our success in the 1950s than confiscatory tax rates.

There's a great line in the movie The Prestige where one of the magician characters refers to Nikola Tesla as (paraphrasing) "Someone who can actually do what we pretend to do."

No diesel looks like that when it's new. Trouble with diesels is, they last fucking forever, and by the time they hit 200,000 miles, you might as well smoke a pack of unfiltered coffin nails while you're driving behind one in traffic.

Check out the C7 subforum at corvetteforum.com . Most owners seem happy but there are plenty of scary tales about quality screwups, with varying levels of credibility.

Probably the same number of times you've been beaten up by a motorcycle gang.

You know, the last time I was shopping for a sports car, I considered an M3, but it just didn't weigh enough. This will clearly be a step in the right direction, necessary to recapture lost buyers like me who have defected to competing manufacturers such as Halliburton and General Dynamics in their quest for a…

This is New York, remember. There is probably a waiting period for crowbars in excess of 18" in length.

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Did you order a Trunk Monkey to go with it? If not, I don't see how it will help.

Here's one clue: being pussies at heart, if those riders had any reason to think Lien might be armed, they wouldn't have messed with him in the first place.

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Not only could you probably do that, but it would support the NCSE at the same time. They are one of the few groups fighting to keep creationist nitwits from taking over our public schools the way these bikers tried to take over the highway.

Lots of lofty talk from the safety of your basement.

Wow, that's lame. Did his 7th-grade band teacher advise purchasing a $3000 Fender guitar, too?