If he played his NON racist tiny white WR this isn't even an issue.

"BAD JOB, BAD EFFORT!"

Navy Beats Army; Cadet Has No Words Neck.

Schalke 04 was good, 05 was better- can't believe EA lost the license after that.

Very disturbing. Fred Smerlas is in the Ring of Honor?

Florida lost to South Carolina 19-4 Saturday night,

Not sure what the problem is Tim. Clearly not helmet to helmet.

• Given the large number of regional and nationally televised games, what are the odds that a sportscaster somewhere has sharted while on the air?

Sounds like the announcers were fighting with the concept of having their mics properly modulated.

I'd suggest avoiding the Pepper Steak at the new place.

I think most people that watch/cover the Sox were dead wrong about them this year. That being said, fuck Dan Shaughnessy in his stupid face.

The article describes Harley Race as "A local wrestler". Like describing Hank Aaron as a "Ballplayer of some note"

Sox probably doomed a loss due to Little-esque managing job by Farrell. Throw to 3rd, bad idea. But fuck Jim Joyce in the ear

A Prince Fielder playoff swing.

"Wait, turns out it IS Zach Thomas"

The Pats team Doctor, Thomas Gil, is the guy that was fired by the Red Sox for fucking up on a consistent basis. While it's frustrating to see Gronk practice and not play, I'd take Dr. Nick Riviera's advice over Dr. Gil.

The pedal might not have been stuck if the driver didn't have such a BigFoot.

Julio Jones checking out when it was 30-13, then miraculously recovering when it was 30-20, is the type of thing that would have people's heads exploding in most other football cities. But, Atlanta.

He even managed to lower Davis' shoulder into Edelman's chest!

The stabbings are ALSO cursed.