I just started following @veryfakeBR on twitter- it's fantastic.

@92BuickLeSabre: Since I'm below the line, let me point out that this never would've happened if they had just gone to Hamsterdam like everyone else.

"Pannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndemic! I got that Pannnnnnnnnnnnnnnndemic!"

How can Jerry fire a man who's 6 months pregnant?!?

It's about time a guy named Mirko can fight on the ground.

Worst commercial ever.

Lebron is just relieved that Delonte's hitting something other than his mom.

He's like the anti Keith Jackson

He didn't build the Libyans a bomb- he filled a bomb casing with used pinball machine parts.

"We've all been there: Playing Bulls versus Blazers on SNES"

Damn, I was hoping his name was Randall Stevens.

@Desi_Relaford: Saw him at the Blue Jays opener in '05 do the Star Spangled Banner, and O, Canada.

It's all part of the plan to bring a championship to Cleveland- their "Finals Solution".

"All individual awards," Joe Morgan says, "are team awards."

My eyes need a shower.

To be fair, have you SEEN those iCarly dolls?

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Because fuck the Colts, that's why.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: beat me to it you magnifcant bastard

*Slow Clap*

Roger Sterling is a ghostwriter now?