@Kid Canada:

@shea_guevara:

@Bobby Big Wheel:

@Bob MacAdoo as I say:

Weaver looked like a battered spouse on Maury. Only with bigger tits.

Van Loo collapses at the 7-second mark. Then at the 21-second mark, he sits up.

@Andy Hutchins:

@icanthelpitimfromboston:

Hank Aaron (and his pile of death threats)would like Joey to know that he's a pussy.

@Hatey McLife:

INVIZIBUL SIDECAR

Chevy Chase and Magic Johnson predict success for this show.

@FriendsOfScottSisson:

Since she never COULD get the Deacon to marry her, it's no wonder she's trotting her bare ass in front of NHL prospects.

Kenny Albert's keeping an eye on that.

@lastingsmilledge:

Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeno up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just... (wipes his nose)"

ESPN in 1945: What will be the deciding factor in Nagasaki's drive towards the PCL Pennant?

Wait, they let broads play sports now?

Looks like Cutler forgot to wear the sportsbra last night.