That must've been one hell of an episiotomy to get the rest of him out.

@SeaSalt:

@MeSoHornsby:

Doug Flutie: You call that kid autistic?

That screen cap is bullshit; Nobody ever got KTFO by Glass Joe.

LT's disappointing season vs Indy's Craptastic run D - something's gotta give!

because the night was was supposedly "heavy."

Wake up, Champ! Wake up! *sniffs* WAKE UP CHAMP!

"There's no chance you used to be one of those teachers that banged her students, eh?"

@FriendsOfScottSisson: it's "hideous", retard.

Being hiedous is ok if you have talent.

Watched this (and Game 1) with my buddy Prieto, a Philly guy now living here in NH- his reactions reminded me a young F.O.S.S. back in '04, when the Sox finally got one.

What a bunch of crap. Where are the photos of the writers who were stifiling laughs?

Brrrr, please, no Green Bay!

Good for the Rays, (except Garza, he seems like a prick) but the new bandwagon Rays fans can die in a fire while falling into a puddle of AIDS.

@What Would Kornheiser Do?:

Will those broads in the 'Instinct' commercial just make out already?

Sussman you cock tease, where is this blog?

I already want to murder Matsuzaka. The over/under was the 3rd inning.

There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls....