Yeah, I have lost plenty of weed in my time, including a dime bag once. Who knows who has benefited from my carelessness (highness. Totally from my highness).

Are people aware that you can't get high from merely eating weed?

Nothing would have happened if they had eaten it because thc needs combustion to produce the effect of being high. Y'all are bad stoners.

This kind of shit never happens to me. Fake fingernail in my soup? Sure. Hair in my salad? All the time. Complimentary bag of weed? NEVER. What have I done to anger you, Universe?

Her husband has been in Georgetown University Hospital after surgery in May, and the family now faces eviction from its condo. The family has fallen behind on rent, with McFarland unable to work with two children.

I have a feeling I'm going to get slammed for this, but dude! Just chuckle and give it to a friend (or throw it away). No need to call the cops and get anybody fired. It could have been cocaine, or crack, or anthrax, or a loaded handgun, or KKK propaganda, but it wasn't. It was just weed. Your kids could have found an…

I know when someone gives me 100 balls one of the first things I shout is, "I CAN FEEL YOU IN ME."

Been there. "Honey, when you are 16, don't date the 21 year old."

Dear God, this looks horrible to me. I'm not saying it objectively *will be* horrible, but this is one of those films I'm clearly, subjectively, just not calibrated to enjoy. I can't summon the requisite fucks about romance and "aren't we special snowflakes, no one loves like we love... oh noes, we were wrong!"…

I'm going to be opening a coffee shop soon, and all tips will go to the local Humane Society. I'll be paying an hourly wage that's significantly more than the minimum wage here and that's north of the figure you cited as well.

Those teeth are the stuff of my nightmares. And I'm from England.

Yeah, what's his LaBoeuf?

Every article I've read online about a lawsuit recently has been incredibly confusing and I've found it hard to decipher what happened because the writer has a terrible grasp of how lawsuits work. Sometimes I'll go to comment on Jez to criticize the way something was phrased, and then I'll look at the source articles…

As someone that has had organs wrongly removed, and it has affected every part of my life for the last few decades, $142k is not enough.

This is a pretty low jury award for that particular jurisdiction and that particular injury. I do not practice in that jurisdiction, but I have communicated with attorneys there who tell me that it's extraordinarily plaintiff-friendly. I have a client who was an ob/gyn surgeon in that jurisdiction and the surgeon's…

Who made you the judge...of judges...of jurors...?

There's a simple reason why Forrest Gump s beloved in America: it's how we see ourselves.

Yikes, that sounds pretty rough. I've always wanted to go to Thailand and do something like the programs here: http://www.pataraelephantfarm.com/ which sound like they're pretty on the up-and-up. I guess it's like horses; there are plenty of places you can go and ride on happy, well-trained animals but also a lot of…

Yes! I was just saying this to my boyfriend the other day.How do they not know how inhumane it is?

May those who thinks that 'petting' a tiger is cool be mauled by one.