I am on the board for our local zoo and we always get calls asking, "How much do we need to donate to get a tiger at my kids birthday party?"

Can't people just take a picture with their dog? I'd be more likely to tindr someone if I thought they had a pet I can visit too.

There is always Thailand! That way they can kill two birds with one stone and take photos with some mistreated elephants too.

Legal assistant. Started at 50k before I was 21.

I thought big bushy eyebrows were back. Tell me they are! I would say there is no way that a no eyebrow trend could take off, but I've learned never say never. I'm just gonna keep doing what I'm doing and hope that no makeup and slight unibrow is on trend someday.

This is honestly why I wish we lived in a society where women were around other naked women more often. Once I joined a gym and started seeing women dressing and undressing, I can't describe to you how much less neurotic I was about my "flaws". Because everybody has them. You see yourself naked and imagine that…

I'm actually interested. I just have to remember to watch.

There are days I wish I could actually do this.

two steps forward, two steps back

and did you notice that almost all of the French players had the same haircut? Maybe it's required to play for Les Bleuses

I'm in France and I'm drunk on wine and I just figured out how to change the country settings on my computer so I can finally watch OITNB on Netflix! I think this calls for some more wine. And cheese. It's only 12:54 AM here.

Longchamp! Cute, functional, polished but also sporty. Pricey but durable.

Given where the Cup is being held, the players should be grateful there's any turf on the pitch at all.

I got one for Christmas two years ago. I'm 27 years old.

been there.

You are glorious.

$5,000 is more than enough to pay for an abortion, which is what I would do with the money.

While the company been capitalizing on the internet shareability of exciting news like pregnancies, births, weddings, etc., they haven't clarified whether any of this sharing has resulted in unhappiness from their consumers, who might regret being so whoo hoo!

It figures that these jackasses Kimye would go to Haagen Daz while in Paris instead of one of the 100s of nice ice cream places in the city...