FriendofLlama
Friend of Llama
FriendofLlama

I come from Australia and we were taught sex ed in school from about the age of 11 (I think, give or take a year because it was very subtly introduced) I cannot fathom not understanding reproductive health from puberty onward even if it was just to know what the hell was going on with the changes in my body. Anyway, I

My friend has been married to her husband for 6 years and they had a baby recently and she said to me "I just realised my husband and I are always going to be in each other' lives. Forever. No matter what" I mean, I guess she always thought that even though they certainly didn't have traditional views on marriage but

I agree, I got pregnant at 28 (although, I didn't have a baby in the end) and I was fucking shitting myself, I can't imagine how terrified this 16 year old must be. That girl looks about 6 months pregnant and a conversation saying things like "your life is over, it's so hard, what about your plans to be a lawyer?" etc

I really don't see it as that big of a deal. I always crack an egg into a cup before adding it to whatever I'm cooking just in case it's fertilised even though I think that has only happened once in my life.

My parents went to see it when I was around 6 years old and bought home the soundtrack which I played for probably two years straight. After a few weeks one of them noticed I was bursting into a soulful rendition of a track that started with the line "sodomy, fellatio..." I wasn't pronouncing the words correctly but

Shit. Now I have to listen to the "Hair" soundtrack from start to finish before I can get anything else done for the day.

Yeah, I can't get behind that pet name at all. I actually have a hard time just pulling of "baby" to a significant other without it sounding forced. I think the best I can do is "hon" but many a boyfriend has been called "mate". Poor guys.

You have basically described what I wear on rotation. My wardrobe has plenty more items in it but every morning I put on the cleanest of my two favourite pairs of jeans and pick whichever t shirt I feel is the most neglected.

Ha!

Granted, I haven't read exactly what the "Fit Mom Movement" does but I really query what the creation of 800 free work out locations are considering I could jog on the spot out front my house for free to work out. I remember when she first popped up on Facebook saying she owned her own business and it seemed to be

What is up with her use of the word "Rogue"?

I really fear "PaPi" is like saying "daddy" in a romantic/sexual way. God I hope I'm wrong. I originally thought the spelling of "Luh" was a joke by Callie about how the word love was pronounced in the song a la: surfboart but I think it's really the title.

Oh no! I've had "I luh ya papi, I luh ya, luh ya papi" stuck in my head for 9 mins now. I'm going to have to listen to "call me maybe" or something, this is driving me insane.

Ugh! I hate the name "hubby" so much, and, what's worse, I've recently noticed people using "wifey" like: "this is my first Christmas as a wifey" seriously? Ok. I feel better now I've said that.

What about the idea of him 10 years from now?

Ah, no, not the same people. The prank callers were Mel and Michael from another station. In saying that, Kyle and Jackie O have a terrible history of inappropriate conduct on the radio. They had a segment with a lie detector once and a teenage girl told her mum on air that she was raped and it was dealt with

I'm a bit late to this but I made friends quickly by joining a running club training for a 10km (I had previously never ran a full lap of the athletics track) and then a bit later a swimming squad. Only because these activities led us all to have a coffee/beer/meal after the activity. I'm not very good at instigating

I just posted my comment and realised you got the answer from 3 other people! I totally agree with keeping kids identities private on the net. My grandmother used to proudly display my bath time photo from when I was a baby in her office at work and she had a lot of clients who would greet me when we'd get introduced

I tried some basic origami with a child twice her age who was tired of folding paper within the first 3 minutes so I'm super impressed everyone can keep it together to create multiple paper outfits!

I don't think her real name actually is Mayhem... The previous article about her on Jez starts out: