You articulated my thoughts perfectly. I was getting enraged by all the comments about the sentence being too long.

Shit, that is an awful, awful state of affairs. I'm sorry that happened to you and I really wish I had the computer skills to post a nice gif. Sending you some Internet hugs. For what it's worth, I recently went through with a termination thinking I was tough as nails and after the dust settled I realised it was…

I started seeing a guy once at the same time as I upped the amount of spin classes I did per week which resulted in me getting bum pimples like I'd never seen (actually, I felt them first) before. I always shower after the gym because I sweat like crazy but it took me ages to work out what was making my butt cheeks…

I agree, I would've preferred to see all the different couples, checked out dresses and suits and enjoy seeing the excitement on the newlyweds faces than watch another 3 mins of performers singing while everyone got rushed out of the aisles. I was hoping the couples would be allowed to get on stage and have a dance or…

That is adorable! I have a boyfriend who excitedly greets all cats with the greeting "Cat!" (English is his second language) honestly, it slays me. Too cute.

I thought the guy she is currently dating in the song is cheating on her but she's sticking around and marking her scent all over the house with her perfume. I dunno...

It was a story like this that prompted a guy I was dating to scream from his computer in the most confused tone "OH MY GOD, what is Craigslist?" and still be completely baffled when my response was "oh, it's like a place on the Internet where you can buy second hand TVs and stuff".

That's how I roll too. I was having some major pill trouble recently though and was on my third brand to try when the Gyno asked me when my last period finished I pulled three packets of pills out of my handbag and was like "which one are we doing at the moment?" We also had an interesting conversation about when I…

I recently got caught in the biggest lie answering "when was your last period" I never know and made up a date based on a few days after a concert I went to (which date I got wrong) the GP noted the date and calculated me 3 weeks pregnant then I was made to get an ultrasound which landed me 8 weeks pregnant and I felt…

Yeah, I'm with you. That makes zero fucking sense. I recently had an abortion (which I've spoken about a bit on Jezebel and people probably wish I'd shut up about it) and I felt very little emotion over it but I kept trying to stir something up by telling myself "potential life" or "you're killing... Something" to see…

Right! It's the only explanation. I mean now I understand that it's a physical impossibility but I shudder to think what it was like for the poor guy at the time because I suspect I persevered for a while.

When I was a very sugestable teenager tried I to perform a blow job based on one of these sex tips in Cosmo that went something like: cup and wrap each ball around his penis like a hot dog in a bun and while performing oral sex blow hot air into your hands. To say it went badly is an understatement.

I'm pretty huge on the sniff test and it has never failed me. If I have leftovers I give them a few days otherwise I'll offer them to my boyfriend who would eat the oldest food without question. He is French and we've recently moved to France and he thinks nothing of pulling and old block of mouldy cheese, dry sausage…

Whitney was on another reality show called "The real L World" about the lives of lesbians in LA and it was actually cool for a reality show, I think it was one of the least exploitative reality shows out there at least compared to say Real Housewives or something. In saying that I only saw one or two episodes so I…

Oh yeah, I had a friend in high school who exhibited this sort of behaviour. It was a scary day when I realised "oh shit, you believe this".

I remember seeing pictures of a baby crowning in my mum's copy of "Every Woman" when I was about 10 and I distinctly remember thinking "they better have a new way of that when I have a kid".

Oh, I haven't seen that yet. I'm not sure it'll come out in my country but I'll get my hands on it thanks to my new found appreciation of Tom Hanks!

I thought Octavia Spencer was so so great in Fruitvale Station.

They are rocking some strange facial expressions in this pic. I always wonder if couples who are red carpeting (is that a thing?) together agree on their smiles before because you rarely see one big toothy grin with a pursed lipped partner. Katy Perry and Russell Brand were my favourite red carpet couple, they always…

This may be an unpopular thought but... Nothing for Tom Hanks? I went into Captain Phillips without much expectation and he kind of blew me away with his performance.