In the halcyon days of my youth I used to go to 3 day music festivals and kiss almost 5-7 people in the crowd. At that rate my prince was a stoner called Matt who lived out of a swag who I kissed when I was 16 at a Jack Johnson concert.

Oh my gosh! Thank you, you just reminded me I still haven't seen Cairo Time. I went to an old one screen theater to watch it and when my friend and I sat down and a movie started it WAS NOT Cairo Time and instead some insufferable Australian teen drama so we walked out.

Ha ha. Thank you, both the extra "w" and the uppercase "w" are confusing but I couldn't come up with any other pronunciation.

Ha ha. Thank you, both the extra "w" and the uppercase "w" are confusing but I couldn't come up with any other pronunciation.

Is JWoww pronounced "jay-wow"? I don't know who she is but I really want to know how you pronounce her nickname.

I got to the one minute mark and had to mute it. The only lyric in that first minute was "uuuuhhhhhhh ohhhhhh hooooooo" boring as bat shit.

Remember when Christina Aguilera wore butt-less chaps for the "Dirty" film clip and everyone went bananas? Seems small fry compared to naked on a wrecking ball and now simulating masturbation.

As if I didn't have a reason to visit before I am going to the new "American Store" in my town to buy all these ingredients at an inflated price and make these!

I've never had a s'more before, albeit a deconstructed one, but whatever you just described sounds amazing and I'd happily eat it out of anything! Even a shoe.

I'm genuinely curious, if you put a fancy cupcake in a mason jar is it easy to get it out or do you have to use a spoon to eat it from the jar? I accept that it probably depends on the size of the cake and jar but it always irks me to think what a pain in the ass eating a mason jar cup cake would be and then drinking…

Awesome. It just gets better! I don't think I'd ever leave a place with karaoke and instruments.

Thank you, I watched it. I thought my love for Jon Stewart could not grow any more.

That is actually the best thing I've ever heard of.

People can be just so awful. I eventually left but I watched a woman have a baby that I worked with and they made her life miserable during and after her pregnancy when she came back to the job. The kicker, of course, was that both of these men had large families. I think one had a 3 or 4 year old son and I just can't…

My nana wants like an ambulance service that just picks her up and takes her home from whatever it is she's doing when she can't be bothered doing it anymore. I suggested a taxi but she said her idea also includes gin.

Ha ha! I forgot we had those... I shall call them "unicorns"

Oh god! Is that fucking true about the maternity leave?

Aw, I'm in europe now and miss my Austarlian notes, I still refer to 20€ as a lobster and 50€ as a pineapple even though it makes no sense.

I know it's a huge can of worms here but, my gosh! That tax rate is crazy high! My biggest regret for not finishing uni is actually that I would find it very, very hard to get a visa or work in the states. I remember seeing an American ad, 10 years ago, advertising for student loans (at the time I had just finished…

I don't think it has to be that grim. I passed up going to uni (or what college is called in Australia) and it was no big deal. I'm employable and able to obtain a job that pays well and i credit my ability to do those things to real world experience. Lots of my friends didn't go the academic path and some didn't then…