Oh no! I recently did a break up a few weeks before my 28th birthday and fuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Ah, after I posted my comment I did wonder if it was the same person. I got a bit confused during the article, it really was heartbreaking. I tend to agree that she probably wanted to keep collecting benefit money. How awful for a child to get caught up in someone's greed/desperation.

I can't work our how that woman, Glenna, adopted a child in the first place. The article says she is a "professional parent" in that she has children to claim government benefits but my understanding is that it is expensive and time consuming to adopt a child. And how can some one who can say "I would've given him…

Oh that's great! I haven't heard that phrase in ages re: "are you joshing me".

Wow. I always thought I was the only one who used this method. Whenever I run out of the pill, get lazy or forget a few days I usually wait for my period and start again but during the days I don't have BC I just use the pull out method. Also, sometimes I don't take the pill because I am just so shit at remembering it.

Bah! When he stuck his little hedgehog feet out during his tummy scratch I died from cute overdose.

Yep. Girl cannot sing and she spent the whole song trying to catch her breath.

I know everyone knows its total BS that any creative decision from the celebrity goes into these perfumes but I still get a kick for some reason hearing about how involved they were in the process. At some stage during the promotion of the fragrance the celebrity just has to say "top note" or "base note" once or twice…

Oh God. You just reminded me of my old housemate's bedroom stench and he was a 24 year old guy. He used to bring girls home all the time too and my heart would go out to those poor women trying to have sexy time all up in that musty room.

I thought the same but then I remembered a spice girls scented impulse body spay I owned, a ginger spice barbie, a behind the scenes spice girls VHS that I watched at least 150 times, countless unofficial tiny books with the title "Baby Spice in my pocket" (or something like that) oh... and a lever arch folder which I…

Oh! I finally get One Direction! They are very attractive and have cute accents. I'd never paid much attention to them or watched an interview... I would've lost my shit over these guys 17 years ago.

Amen! I demand answers!!

I saw a woman on my tram the other day reading Eat, Pray, Love and she was talking to herself like a maniac. I'd never wanted to read it in the first place (although I did see the movie at the cinema with a friend and a bottle of wine) but now I'll really, really be avoiding it.

Same! Then I tried to express that sentiment to a friend that hadn't seen the movie and never probably will and I hard a really hard time justifying it. If a Bieber song came on the radio weeks after that she'd ask if I'd like her to turn it up for me. Sheesh.

I used to be a beauty therapist and we first had to practice on each other's arms and after mine got waxed I rubbed them together all day. So soft! I couldn't be arsed doing it ever again but so soft!

Oh my God people. If you love John Oliver download the podcast "The Bugle" I could be way behind on the times on this but I was introduced to it last week by my cousin and I've listed to about 20 old episodes in hysterics.

That's funny! I moved from Australia to Europe and it has opened u a world of video online. Never move to Australia, you can't watch anything online.

Wow, I missed that period. That does make it even sader.

A-fucking-men. Seriously, celebrities like Miley just need to LEARN ABOUT THE WORLD. It's complex and wonderful and challenging and there is so much to learn and know but for fucksake these people would be such better people if they opened their minds outside of their tour bus, reality tv show, recording studio…

Holy shot! That's what Fergie should be doing!