That's a what about the men comment, though. Because we all know that. It's understood, part of the subtext. Every single time an article mentions men someone shows up to say this, but it isn't necessary. Of course, it isn't all men!

Totally pervy. But recall that many of us like being pervy. I like public sexuality and I love the products and photography of American Apparel. I was almost hired as a manager there, when I needed a job as an undergrad. As part of the interviews, I was photographed and asked if I would be willing to pose for more…

It looks real!!! *my eyes!!*

While this is hella pervy, I think we're forgetting the picture that was an upskirt of a girl on a bike where she was wearing a thong and you could literally see her butthole. Note that I saw this on tumblr, however, so it is possible that it was not an official ad for American Apparel, as those 15 year olds tend to…

Social worker PSA:

"Inside every gay man is a fierce black woman!"

I have a soft spot for Rodriguez and am really glad she's happy. I just worry about her and the alcohol like I'm her mom instead of some creepy rando internet stranger.

I once flew all the way to Vegas (from the east coast) to see my favorite musician, Andrew McMahon, play a show. Anyway, I was sitting down to breakfast at the hotel bar, and HE WALKS UP AND SITS DOWN NEXT TO ME. I wasn't even stalking him — it was just a total coincidence we were at the same hotel. He's not only my…

Final note: if you're mortal, this isn't the dating site for you. No offense. Upon request, we can recommend some online singles sites for the living.

Why waste your life catering to an over-entitled man-child by painstakingly crafting 300 creative, gourmet sandwiches which he will mechanically shove down his gullet, when you could spend those 27,000 precious, never-again-to-be-repeated hours of your existence spackling your face with $50 "serum mist" (top two…

As Shakespeare once said: BUBBLE BUBBLE TOILET TROUBLE

Zayn is so obviously The One.

I am a grown woman who just stared for a full two minutes at that close-up of Zayn Malik and said out loud, "Why is Harry supposed to be the cute one, again?"

Dear Ellen Page and grown women everywhere,

WHO GAVE A LITTLE GIRL A DOLL MADE OF GASOLINE SOAKED MATCHSTICKS?!?

1. Super attractive and intelligent man, politically sexy. Went back to his place, then he decided to read me his "poetry." Rhyming couplets. I think my vaj magically secreted super glue and sealed itself shut.

haha she looks like the first season of buffy.

Educate parents about nutrition, improve access to healthy foods, create walkable neighborhoods, reduce disparities and poverty, provide opportunities for FUN non-competitive exercise. All things that are expensive and will never make every child normal-weight, but are certainly much more effective than a bus ad that…

A frat as a brother, a sorority as a sweetheart.