His owners believe he had a stroke in the womb. It just hangs out all the time. He snorts and drools a lot. He’s glorious.

I found this interview completely delightful, but I worry about how the hosts seem to introduce the clip and react to her like she’s some kook, instead of a whip-smart intellect. She’s more than wacky—she’s making a deliberate choice to turn her high intelligence and highly tuned BS-meter into humor instead of despair…

I loved her guest spot on 30 Rock- “Never go with a hippie to a second location”

Carrie Fisher is the shit. “Gary’s bored as hell.” BEST INTERVIEW EVER.

I never thought I would say I want to see this movie. In fact I would have put money on the fact that I would never go see a Star Wars movie.

I would see this movie if even just for her.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? How can that even be a legal requirement? Fuck these old white men so fucking hard with a rusty chain saw. I hope they all come back as women in Saudi Arabia. Lower class women.

Holy shit. I am so sorry you had to go through that.

When I had my abortion (in NC), I had to sit in a group “therapy” circle and discuss the process and what forms of birth control I planned on using post-abortion.

I so want somebody to talk about the need of more gun control that I do not care.

To my knowledge BLM has never shot up anywhere or killed anyone. When I was interviewing for a job for an organization that works with abortion we had to meet at an undisclosed location for safety reasons. I had to sign that I wouldn’t tell anyone where we met. Anti-choice fuck nuts have killed and bombed us. They…

“Julie No-Last-Name” a truly valued member of the Waffle House family. Yep.

“Practice your attitude” = “Women and black people should remember how to speak when talking to their betters.”

If you’re allowed a carry permit and “serious guns”, so are less reasonable people though.

I want to get it out there that as a former member of the NRA, as somebody who has had a carry permit, and as the owner of several serious guns, I define both “civilization” and “polite society” as “Places where people don’t have to go armed and be ready to kill at a moments notice.”

Well, Ronda got kicked in the neck hard enough to knock her out. I am the casuals of UFC-watchers, but wouldn’t a trip to the hospital be par for the course when you get beat bloody then knocked out like that?

Pants on Fire

Turdface McDickpunch

“Nyquil”? Perfect!

Better alternatives? I’ll start: