Alito, Thomas, and Scalia are all in favor of a bullshit regressive law? I believe in legal terms, that's referred to as the aquam est madidus precedent.

You. Better. Werk. It.

Wow, a digital Wonder Woman series. That is literally the smallest bone DC could throw us.

Oh for Christ's sake, England. Stop showing us up like this, would you?

It's even funnier that (as Jon Stewart pointed out on TDS) in the same damn show, he got all faux outraged at OBUMMER for the latte salute because it was 'disrespectful' to our men and women in uniform.

It's pretty offensive to the UAE too. They're our ally and our pundits are treating their accomplishments like this? It's offensive on so many levels.

Sorry but there's no intelligent discourse with people whose opinion is "My sky friend told me you shouldn't do that".

To be fair, if anyone knows about players who did worse than Rice did, it's a Ravens fan.

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

This is exactly what I hoped would be represented. Love her!

If he was a real slave to the rhythm, he'd be a "Slave to the Rhythm."

The last time I did this in my cubicle my coworkers got out the fire extinguisher and called HR. Roof on dancing roofing man, roof on.

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

For what it's worth, I want to apologize to our readers who are forced to interact with these violent gifs regularly. The point of Kinja is to create a better platform for discussion and those discussions CANNOT happen when you're inundated by such traumatizing material. It's this person's goal to shutdown…

What bothers me about this is that we don't record IP addresses so as to protect these burner accounts for people who might want to tip us anonymously about a story. So the company is seemingly placing a priority on making these hypothetical tipsters feel safe over the safety of the actual real live women who write…

The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.

Seriously???? I'm reading down and I'm all happy and shit and then THIS PICTURE shows up and now I'm crying.

but at least one of those problems won't be "You propped me up on a tv show about how fucking crazy you are. "

The funniest thing about it is that when he's got the mic in his hand he sounds like a news reporter in the middle of a hurricane.