I take the eggs, but put them in a breakfast sandwich. Nothing cures a hangover for me like a sausage/bacon egg and cheese.

Well this took long enough.

She is smizing better than Tyra in that first photo.

Audra McDonald singing White Wedding was nothing short of amazing!

This was just amazing of him to do!

As a Brit, I have 2 things to say:

1: Your political system is WAY fucked up.

2: You need to get on this socialised healthcare shit ASAP. It is GREAT. You are going to LOVE IT.

It pisses me off to an infinite degree that Jon Stewart is the one talking about this and not the actual "legitimate" news. What in the hell am I suppose to do next month if SNAP isn't available? Go to a food bank? Oh you mean the things in my state that had their budget decreased by 66%? Get a better job? That…

Because it's late at night and I'm pissed off—my kid didn't get his speech therapy.

That was me all day today. TGIF.

If there's ever a time for a LOL WHITE PEOPLE, this is it.

You know what's the absolute worst? When you have your period and you're sitting on the toilet and your stomach is cramping because you're having a horrible liquid poo, and you can't tell if you have to keep period-pooing because your stomach is cramping or if you just have regular period cramps. So you just keep…

....and suddenly, the day just got a bit more hopeful.

Well no kidding if they could go to a doctor they'd get better care. But they can't. That's the point.

She plainly said that she is not a doctor. Be worried that our ridiculous, hypocritically puritanical, anti-woman country makes her existence necessary.

I'm having a shitty day. The weather, my hormones, and the atmosphere at the office are all conspiring to make me a cranky Finch today. I fled to the pub at lunch where I knew I could get a strengthening beer along with my chicken sandwich, and I found a good-sized piece of wire in my fries* The thought of a desert…

This is the kind of kid who's gonna start a fight someone else has to finish on his behalf.

10. At least he can't continue to make noise about visitation rights / Amanda Berry's daughter can't be forced to interact with him.

Right, because asking a sales person for a size and finding out they don't carry it is the same as having someone make unsolicited comments about your weight and being asked to leave the store.

I can't tell if you're trolling or if I've misread.

Honestly, if I ever saw this in person, I would bawl my eyes out because I wouldn't be able to handle that much happiness in my heart.