I was somewhere in the high teens/low 20's of a marathon a few years back when I came up on a woman that had clearly over-trusted her fart and debacled her shorts. Someone who was either this runner’s mom or a very concerned spectator was trying to tie a long-sleeved shirt around the runner’s waist to hide the shame,…

I thought he asked about actual sports.

I was. My mistake. Ugh.

Ugh. I was. My mistake.

Hmm. If I had to guess, I’d say you both have a fairly small sample size of what must be thousands of bars in New Orleans.

It’s a Hyperbole Truther!

Immortalized in a Corellian yearbook somewhere is this quote “Han and Qi’ra 2gether 4ever”

The author is a Deadspin writer, who writes a lot of excellent articles regarding abuse and cover-ups in the world of sports. Basically, Kobe is in her wheelhouse; Gary, not so much. Should she not write the article unless and until she investigates every single person at the Oscars for bad behavior?

“ No capes!”

Longing for the good old days when fat, old white dudes dominated the Olympics.

Shit, there was an assistant coach on my high school wrestling team who used to tell us to abstain from sex during the season, as sex “takes away all your energy.” If coaches aren’t allowed to have dumb opinions any more, how will our students realize that most adults are full of shit?

I watched the clip, he says it offends him morally, ethically and legally. Understood. The NCAA and anyone who profits off the unpaid players, Walton included, offends me morally and ethically.

Fuck I wish I had thought of this before this woman ruined it for everyone.

“and yet Ingraham goes straight for an attack on his “un-grammatical” and “barely intelligible” words”

I will never, ever understand how prudish Americans are about nudity. Violence and gore to the extreme are fair game, but show a naked body and you lose your minds.

Hard pass. I love Jim Sturgis, but I am exhausted by all the doom, gloom, amorality, apocalypse as entertainment. It does nothing to help me cope with the real shit outside my door. I watched Altered Carbon, and god it is just awful humans forever...

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Aww, man...loved John Mahoney’s work. Martin Crane was obviously a career highlight as he was the perfect salt of the earth foil for his two prim and proper sons. It seems like he was constantly 77 on the show, surprised to realize he was only in his 50s for most of the show.

Great piece of lost history. It’s not clear if Mitchell is planning to get the monument built. Is he?

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.