Theory: this is one of those kinda guys who goes from mom’s place, to the temporary girlfriend’s place, back to mom’s place, and on and on and on.

If you think that is normal, you need better taste in girlfriends.

So, he’s the Hamilton Nolan of Buffalo?

Because it’s Alabama and them boys draw a shitload of advertising money and their fans travel well. Follow the money.

It’s not that men are banned, it’s just hard finding men who are good enough for the showcase. At the end of the day, men just aren’t that funny.

Kinda sad how the same handful of commenters have the time and energy to show up with snarky comments on every minor blog post. Perhaps they think enough stars will cause them to “level up”?

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

He’s black.

Joules. Family joules. 

Easy, his comedy style has not aged well. When I was 12 years old, I thought the Austin Powers movies were the funniest things EVER (even if about 60% of the jokes flew over my head). I rewatched one of them the other day (The Spy Who Shagged Me - whatever, I was hungover) and it was decidedly not funny. His shtick…

The Punchback of Notre Dame

He’s so upset the young man isn’t living up to his potential that he’d rather threaten to murder him? Yeah he can miss me with his trail of white tears bullshit. I bet if people started digging they’d find that this asshole has a proclivity for visiting statues dedicated to white men who fought for slavery to remain…

FTFY

Probably overcharging her so that the prosecutor can use it as leverage to force her to drop anything against the police officer.

It’s actually “Case Tookus,” he’s a transfer from Mel Brooks U

Being a fired NCAA coach is a sweet gig. The ultimate participation trophy.

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

I mean, looking at it in real-time, it looks dirty but close. Looking at replay, Alonso is lowering his shoulder, extending his arm and launching himself into Flacco. He’s not trying to go over him or avoid his slide at all. Alonso is also lucky Flacco didn’t get down later, because he’s leading with his helmet (which…

Has anyone ever seen Grayson Allen and Vontaze Burfict in the same place at the same time? Just asking questions here.