If you can try to look at this from a 5 star high school basketball player’s perspective.

Here ya go.

Every single person who has cable pays to watch ads.

The horse handled it with equinimity, one would say.

If you tuck in your Hawaiian shirt you should be kicked out of anywhere you go.

You are a real that guy’s that guy.

Plus someone else has to worry about entertaining my goddamn kids all day.

Are you seriously claiming that .50BMG RAUFOSS is not accurate over typical ranges in a city?

His entire motivation is to undo everything that black man who dared pick on him did.

“Sanchez is going to wear it,” Pedro Martinez said. “Cheap shots will stay around the league for ever.”

NINE LIVES MATTER

Jesus Christ. 35 comments on this article, and 14 of them are about the school’s relative proximity to DC versus Baltimore. I swear, they could release Ebola at Ft. Meade, and half the news would be guys from Dundalk and Glen Burnie pointing out that “it’s really not D.C. when you look at a map,” while their internal…

Are you calling me an antiquarian? Get off my lawn!

I constantly give some of my relatives shit over the Manly Deeds, Womanly Words motto.

I demand both statues be repurposed and reposed into a multimedia installation where Columbus and Ray Lewis get it on over an endless flame representing the helplessness of the common man in the face of our racist colonialist legacy.

I know Baltimore already took down the confederate statues in the dead of night, but if any of y’all in the city still have some ropes, some elbow grease and a desire to topple something repulsive...

The issue here is that he didn’t even want to buy a car of this caliber - he just asked a simple question about it. If your sales people can’t be bothered to even answer questions, then you need new sales people. Even if the guy would have been a hobo wearing a shirt that said ‘I will never buy a Porsche’ - being…

Ketchup isn’t even my favorite thing to put on a hot dog, but I dump that shit on every time I’m in full view of a native Chicagoan, just in case, and make as much eye contact as possible while I do it, because every window-licker who throws a temper tantrum because someone else put what is perhaps the most ubiquitous…

It’s because conservatives have been so effective in convincing Americans than public health care is for Communists.

I am 5’5.5. Kit’s eyes are flush with mine although he is leaning slightly. I’d say 5’6 and not a half-inch taller. (P.S. He is a genuine and lovely fellow. Also, he smells really good.)