It's good timing in another way; John Doar died last month.

the part where he says that head coach Marc Trestman's latest comments "put the apostrophe" on the season

Hunters can shoot cyclists, though.

On the plus side, if a runner does get shot at least they get one of those 30.06 stickers.

If Christian Bale was named Muslim Bale - hey prob would have made another Batman! Snyder was obvi anti-Christian! #FuckAffleck

Speaking of canceling races, have the police killed all the black people yet?

Yeah man. These players need to shut the fuck up so I can masturbate to them violently colliding with each other without having to be aware of their "agendas."

Honestly, this has been one of my favorite College Gamedays in years. I want to start paying more attention to Ivy League athletics. Ultimately, those students will do more with their lives than virtually any SEC athlete will.

My biggest problem with Nickelback is that hating them has become the musical equivalent of loving bacon. Yeah, of course a lot of people don't like Nickelback, myself included. But there are far shittier bands out there that don't get the kind of response Nickelback does, and people just go on and fucking on about…

One of the issues I've always had about this whole thing was how the Penn State community acted as if they were the victims. Like how people who accused Joe Paterno of wrongdoing personally killed one of their community's figureheads or how the NCAA was persecuting the team and the community for a crime they did not…

Cue Bacardi jumping into the "mix"

Racism???? Name me just ONE other example of a black guy in Washington DC whose every move is vociferously criticized by mouth-breathing asshats who get all their information from sketchy radio shows.

They checked the photos and found this image of her running the second half:

Hate it when my team's quarterback allows a division rival to score 55 points.

After all those times the Steelers forced themselves on others, its about time someone gave them a pounding in the ass.

motha fuckin Wegmans

When given the choice, people routinely go for "getting paid and paying taxes" over "not getting paid," right?

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

At what point do we all just agree that in order to watch football at any level you have to admit that you're at least a little morally bankrupt?

Most race organizers are nonprofit and/or tax exempt. Like, 97% of them.