Can I ask why they WOULDN’T allow that feature?

But down’t drape yourself in velvet WHILE using the restroom. It might drag in the toilet.

Men must remove shirts when using the restroom.

And mandatory double dipping of all chips.

No. People are watching something called the Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl. Which is even worse if only because the NCAA is going to fine you for leaving off the sponsor’s name.

Then don’t dare listen to, or read the lyrics to, the sequel “Father of a Boy Named Sue.”

In high school (early 80’s)a bunch of football players in one of my classes bragged about Nairing (ETA: Or was it Ben Gay?) someone’s balls and doing other stuff to freshmen’s genitals and anal area that would no doubt now be classified as sexual battery at the least, and rightly so. They thought it was sooooooo…

Recommend watching The Decline of Western Civilization, Part II: The Metal Years. Of all the puffery, buffoonery and general teased-hair douche baggery on display in that movie, Lemmy is mountain of sanity, wisdom, and canny insight into metal.

I can just picture a bunch of unpaid interns high-fiving each other after spending an hour figuring out how their supervisors could work that phrase in.

A bit, yes. Maybe they should rein it in.

When I first loaded the Deadspin page, all I could see was the top half of that photo. When I first saw it, it looked like those two were playing foosball. (Except for Brees’ uniform and pads and stuff)

I said the same thing above. Mine is the day after VD and if you are single, it can potentially suck. (It occasionally is a 3 day weekend with President’s Day so you get 3 days of self-pity.) Also, while people are certainly happy to use the excuse for a mid-winter party, there’s also a 50/50 shot your birthday plans…

I’ve worked for both federal and local governments and you are absolutely right. Also, too, most conspiracies also require not only herculean levels of silence but also amazing amounts of competence from everyone that just don’t exist in ANY organization. Did anyone see how the invasion of Iraq went? You think THOSE…

February 15th here. I think it is a wash. Yes it breaks up the holiday-less doldrums between New Years and Easter. But I have lost count of how many birthday plans I have had cancelled due to bad winter weather. This is admittedly location dependent, but it sucks to make plans only to have to cancel and sit home alone…

Wait. People work at jobs they don’t believe in for money? The devil you say.

This is one of those weird things Baltimore gave the world, like the Ouija Board, Oprah Winfrey, and John Waters. This show was on EVERY DAY in our household. It eventually got franchised (not JUST syndicated as people are saying on this thread. Each city got it’s own hostess and local kids but worked of a canned…

I was wondering if someone else noticed the absence of “Broadway Joe” in this conversation. Especially since the 1972 Super Bowl was hyped as stoic old guard Unitas versus party hardy Namath. Seems like an odd omission.

Them and people who have been Washington football fans for decades if not generations and don’t want to believe they’ve been supporting an ethnic slur all those years.

3) It’s going to be in the low 40’s. Not as balmy as today, but still hardly cold football weather. On the other hand...

Who the hell are these morons trying to fool?