When you’re shooting arrows and busting gender roles and saving the goddamned world, who cares who she “chooses?” The only correct answer is neither.

I think this is one of the many cases where sports is in its own little fantasy land. I have never seen this work out in practice nearly as well as the couple involved think it does. You will get nobody anywhere that knows anything about workplace dynamics that thinks is this anything but a lousy idea.

Common or not, I have never seen this in practice where it didn’t lead to a crappy workplace and questionable decision making. May be if their volunteers?

This is allowed? A married couple as direct report? I think I see part of the problem....

There might also be an obsession with a specific woman or group of women.

No. It’s a lot like Bobby Layne or even Johnny United. As fresh, skilled, and, yes, elite they may or may not have been in their prime, they are now dead and smell bad and should be allowed to rest.

Isn’t this joke played out yet? It almost makes me long for the fresh comical stylings of “Schiano Man” jokes.

Here’s what I don’t get. Why does the headline call them “Hollywood Women”? Kate Winslet, Helen Mirren, and Judi Dench aren’t even American, let alone from or living in Hollywood, and do as much work for British movie and television companies as American (if not more), and Michelle Obama isn’t even in entertainment.

He’s making a slight comeback, mostly in films with Freaks and Geeks co-stars. He probably only got this gig because he was on Rogen’s couch doing bong hits when Oliver called.

What makes this even better is that the actor played Bill on Freaks and Geeks who hated gym and especially the gym teacher because he was banging his mother. (I’m not saying they planned that, but that’s all I could think about during that portion of the ad)

Did anyone else think he shoulda mentioned how employees of each site won on the other site? I realize that was a couple of weeks ago, and they have “promised” to not let it happen again, but that seems like a perfectly legitimate candidate for inclusion in a rant like this and imminently exploitable for laughs. Did…

You’re a cymbal of all that’s wrong with the internet, but stick with it, I’m sure with skills and friends like yours you’ll make a buddy rich even if only tempo-rarily

Man, I could really use a Snickerdoodle Croissant Donut.

See we can call them french fries again? Cool.

This reminds me of that time Data played Kolrami at Stratagema. Data ultimately prevails because he toys with Kolrami, refuses to engage the Zakdorn, and plays to tie and not to win which Data was fully prepared to continue indefinitely. Kolrami gives up in frustration. Data busted him up because he refused to play…

And that groundhog on Burneko’s porch is also called a whistle pig. Coincidence? I think not.

Which describes 99.9% of every act who has recorded since Edison first invented the phonograph. Again, why the hate for this particular repetitive band?

There really should be a guidebook on which celebrities are in and out at Deadspin. It changes fairly frequently and no warning or explanations are given.

Naw, he has that whole born again, recovering alcoholic thing going on. Those people are the worst to hang out with.

So is the question which teams have celebrities who are the worst fans or which team has fans who are the worst celebrities? Are we judging their worth as fans or as celebrities? Or is it some sort of formula that averages them both?