She’s a lazy jackass?

As long as she doesn’t let him walk home alone from the playground. Now THAT will get you in trouble with child services.

Sadly, I expect they are.

So I guess monkeys aren’t the only animals that fling their poo at each other.

I second that. Plus, these women outweigh me by 75-100 pounds each. I might have jumped to to get that kid out of there. Taking videos for the police, security, and future child custody hearings is probably the most productive thing to be done in this situation.

When we were kids we called that Snow Chicken. Everyone starts sledding at the same time and you try to wreck each other speeding down the hill. The best way was to let someone pass you and grab the back of their runner and flip them.

I loved in the article where he claims to never had a lot of money.

Woo Hoo!!!!

But Bridesmaids was only 4 years ago. To qualify for “comeback” status you need at least a decade of inactivity or producing crap. (Like Pulp Fiction was for John Travolta. Now THAT was a comeback) Four years is not long enough to need a comeback, especially since she has had a fairly successful television series on…

No, but there’s this guy named Wayne LaPierre who is in charge of that group who has endorsed knife rights saying, “The Second Amendment is not just about guns; it is about freedom, the freedom to own the “arms” we choose to own. Whether guns or knives, our founding fathers clearly intended that “the people” would be…

Trust me. The black community learned a long time ago they can trust neither the cops or the local gangs for a very long time. They know they are fucked either way. Where do you think the rage comes from?

Speaking of the knife. Am I the only one who wonders where the NRA and other second amendment purists are on this? The man was arrested for exercising his second amendment rights and ultimately died for it. You’d think they would have a strong opinion about that, whether the blade turns out to be technically legal or…

You’re right. We should hold gangbangers and cops to the same standard.

Chrissamighty, it can’t be that hard for Baltimore to actually pay its cops, can it?

Which would be the worst X-Man ever, except it is hard to beat the chicken guy.

Possibly. But this is one of the rare times I don’t think too much about why. I will just never do that again. Nowadays I do drink weakly mixed Nuun tabs. There’s just something about the bubbles....

I’ll buy that. I didn’t mean to spread misinformation, just relating my personal experience.

I thought of that, but no. I eat plenty of dairy and drink milk at other times with no ill effects.

Someone recommended that to me once and it made me nauseous for the better part of two days. I drank a glass of milk after a five mile run on a beach. The best I can figure is that my overheated, post run body curdled the milk in my stomach. I should have waited a bit. Of course, now I can’t even think about drinking…

I handled the verbal part okay. I think. I never said anything like “This looks like a glassy place to work” or anything like that.