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'Twas the Friday before Xmas
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Ain't no party like a mom-club party, 'cause a mom-club party stops at an appropriate time.

I don't want to speak for all survivors of assaults that happened around Christmastime, but personally I found this very comforting. It's nice to know that people aren't ignoring the fact that crimes like these don't just stop because "it's the most wonderful time of the year."

...but why though?

BUT SHE'S GONNA GET A BABY, GOD DAMMIT, IF SHE HAS TO GRAB ONE AT RANDOM.

I am in the army, and therefore make exactly what my male peers make (based on pay grade and time in service). In spite of this, I still think that men have it easier. They don't have to hear things like, "women only join the army for attention from men" or "I would never let my daughter join the army. No offense."

"My 2014 resolution is to find new friends."

I like that the Mob Wives christened their reality show naval style by going upside each others' heads with a bottle of bub at the premier. Tradition!

I can't see myself getting tired of/annoyed by Jennifer Lawrence, ever. There's a series of YouTube videos called "Jennifer Lawrence funny moments" that adds up to over 2 hours of Jennifer Lawrence being Jennifer Lawrence in a variety of interviews and I watched ALL OF THEM.

I saw Catching Fire last night. I cried three times. Also, as a heterosexual...I mean this in the most least offensive way....shawty was bad. In one scene I was like...oh my!!!!! Oh and I don't like following actors in movies I adore so, if impending doom awaits her (I won't be watching), just don't let it affect her

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The Orlando Bloom/Liv Tyler rumor cracks me up because the whole LOTR cast has always been extremely cuddly and affectionate and open about how they're all great platonic friends. There are a million pictures of Orlando and Viggo/Elijah/etc. all being way more touchy-feely than the reports of him 'eye-gazing' and

Yep. Pantalettes, cholera, and you could NOT get Beethoven to SHUT UP. It was like having a deaf Eminem whose idea of flow was bellowing the Book of Psalms auf Deutsch in between lines of meth.

I'm certainly not a historian of clothing, but I've got a guess as to "Why bother?":

They sound so comfy...

"Yes. So beautiful..."

Ugh. I would date him. Ughhh.

The "forced" in the headline makes it sound like the rescuers forced her, which is not the case.

As a professional on the go, I need to jerk off during my commute while drinking my latte and listening to my iPad read the Wall Street Journal.