Ah. Schadenfreude directed at someone with whom you have personal experience.

You’re a better person than I am. Having worked on her show before and dealt with her entitled, asshole family, I don’t believe for a second this a) actually happened, and b) that her family deserves any sympathy for it if it somehow did happen. These are terrible people we’re talking about here. Not because the mom…

Write that movie.

I should’ve started from the beginning: I used to work on the Kardashians’ show at Bunin-Murray Productions. I’m well aware of what these people will do for artificial fame. Like I said before: it’s always something with these people. And Kim’s in the news a lot, but not as much recently. Her brother and two…

After a trauma like that?

Interesting theories I heard today:

Can you imagine if it was?! Especially after the whole Taylor debacle?! That would be great! But I definitely think it’s real and kind of feel like a dick for even speculating. So I can only dream.

I’m ready for a Lochte to happen in this situation because then they will be done. But I feel that it’s real because they wouldn’t risk that. Would they?

Please be fake please be fake please be fake

I KNEW THIS WAS MADE UP. These fucking people. It’s always something with them. And now it’s a shady-as-shit lie designed to garner sympathy for some tasteless brat that deserves none. Oh, Kim, you “lost ten million dollars” in tacky jewelry? Cry me a fucking river. And you “thought” you were “gonna be raped”? But…

You know, to a small degree I get why people would be skeptical because the Kardashians have been shown repeatedly to make up storylines, but I do not believe for a single second that they would lie about this.

That’s the action of a man who truly thought his wife was in mortal danger.

Rant: I never thought I would say this considering its Kim K, but I don’t think this was faked for “attention whoring”. Say what you will about her but my gut tells me this isn’t the kind of shit she’d lie about fur attention. Robberies DO happen, and when you consider someone of her wealth this is a reality that has…

Panic and didn’t know to dial 112 in France?

Oh my God, I just have to share this, folks!

Are we finally seeing the collapse of Trump as a candidate or am I just getting my hopes up?

Robbed at gunpoint inside her hotel room. Somehow that sounds 10x as terrifying as a robbery that occurred on the street. Poor Kim!

The nannies who raise them, I’d imagine

Maybe somebody told him about Kim’s tweet today and he became concerned?

I bet that kid is just THE WORST!