Is this sarcasm?

Fortnite, Splatoon, Mario Tennis, Mario Kart, NBA, Doom, Minecraft, Rocket League are all frequently played online. 

We, the players, do. You’d think a company that uses the slogan “This is for the players” would be more receptive to that.

We get it, you hate Nintendo. Shooo

Who in their right mind would dismiss this as a port?

Those badass skills of your are gonna take you right to the top of the Pokemon League. You might even take on the Elite Four someday.

And this is how you lose your shit. I’m dad and since it’s my money, this is now my account. Which I will cancel after taking your shit. Also thanks for agreeing to paint the house. And our neighbors. You’re also grounded for a...Wait for it. Fortnight. Dad wins.

I also know this site has become some far left progressive crapstorm, which wants every game to be some liberal political mouthpiece.

Eh, the last 2 Star Ocean have been pretty bad so this doesn’t hurt that much.

But the day they announce a Chrono Trigger/cross sequel and it’s a fucking mobile game, we riot.

People need to keep in mind that the game you’re imaging when you read these vague descriptions isn’t necessarily the game they would have made.

What part sounds like a good idea? There’s nothing about gameplay. Nothing about a core concept. Just a word salad of popular shit.

It’s very hard to make that argument when you have PUBG and Fortnite in the paragraph.

Bro, you live with a lot of angst.

Fishing for a comment.

“I liked every Zelda game prior except Wind Waker (too much empty map space and only 3 dungeons), Majora’s Mask (didn’t like the time limit)“

So you didn’t like the best 2 Zelda games prior to BotW.

Honestly that speaks volumes. 

I kind of feel that you lost the right to say it wasnt your thing after you passed 50hrs in it, but since you sunk hundreds? mmmmm, stop trying to be edgy. Its absolutely fine to admit you like a modern Zelda.

“200 hours” “Wasn’t my thing” Say what?

You spent 200 hours doing something you didn’t enjoy?

I love the character he plays in this video. I’d like to see more of him. Would be a great Far Cry villain because of how insane he seems.

...top image was missing just one thing.

If your enthusiasm is 8 times dead since the SNES, why even ‘think about buying it when it’s cheap?’