Bring out the torches....

You can't put these two in the same league. Alec Baldwin may be forever an asshole, but there's a special place in hell for people like Woody. I can't take that face anymore. This self-gratifying perv had women falling all over him in every movie he ever shot about himself. I just can't.

Legalize it.

And this is why the only thing I ingest is pure, organic virgin's blood. Great for the skin, too! And running them down on moonlit nights is great exercise.

Her?

YOU BARELY KNOW HIM!!!

Even more insipid, formulaic and contrived than anything Katherine Heigl has ever done. - The New York Post

Planned Parenthood delivered their own response to McMorris Rodgers:

I personally loved Jessica Williams calling out the "unique" spelling of Megyn Kelly's first name. Williams is an absolute treasure.

Here ya go *for all us Canucks*

Although, it should be said, it's pretty verifiable that Santa is white. No minority would be allowed to skate on that many B & E's.

See, I think if we're going to compromise it should be white for the tree, where you've already got the off-setting green and all the colorful ornaments, and multi-colored for the outside, where it has to compete with the snow and the white streetlights.

Black male attempts to mount white girl in front of room full of children, as First Lady fondles his leather harness!

Everyone here has seen the best thing in the world, aka. Mean Girls of Panem, right?

Snood, you say?

Turkey fun fact time, people.