Too late:

This is sweet, but did they really have to gun down his parents first?

I can't be the only one who laughed the second I saw this face. I literally stifled a laugh, because his face is just... so hilarious.

I have a feeling dudes like this like to pretend they have these really high, picky standards to justify their inability to get any woman to touch their penises.

If you wanted to see pussy squashed against some glass, all you had to do was ask.

Well, I hate women because I hate Lena Dunham apparently, so there!

Well you should make such an assumption for most things, I find.
I was told I was towing the patriarchal line, for not liking Orange is The New Black.

I sleep nude, I didn't realize it was something I was going to be judged about by Jezebel.