At this rate, I’ll be hanging onto my truck until I die.

I suggest we now refer to Swiss cheese as “speed hole cheese”.

Hahahahahahaha *inhale* hahahahahahahahahahaha

Downside: Pandas trying to eat your car.

Cheese? No. Rust. Bonded with Rustoleum and Bondo. 

Jalopnik:

This is what the Republican party used to believe before they supported a fear mongering isolationist without an understand of global economics in any shape or form while also emboldening companies to further mistreat employees and consumers.

IM NOT AN OLD FART...IM...40? Aww, hell Where did that come from

the answer, int hese heady new days of legalzation, is obvious:

I had not forgotten him. When I saw the story yesterday about the lady in Texas who was pulled over and eventually arrested on an outstanding warrant for having an anti-trump decal on her truck, I thought of him immediately. Lying to the police is crime, and they are letting him off the hook for it because he is…

Hahah... okay, possible reasons you wrote this.

If we apply the broadass “obey officer’s command” brush every unarmed black man gets hit with, this lady had it coming.

This bleeding heart will tip his cap to the Miami-Dade police for not planting a gun by a corpse instead.

Yeah, I’m kinda wondering why they didn’t have her cuffed rather than carrying her out like she’d just won a little league game. Not that that justifies her striking a cop, or the cop giving her a devastating right cross, but it seems all that would have been avoided if they’d just... cuffed her.

Imagine if getting orlove’d was an actual achievement in game.

I said SPYDER, not SPIDER!

My first thought was “That’s what he gets, though.” My last thought as I finished reading the article was still “That’s what he gets, though.”

But uh... Wasn’t the racist bullying as well?

I’ve said before, I don’t care if I’m saying it again... I love this site. That is all.