...do you not go in the pool when you go swimming? I feel like you're missing an important activity.

The fashion industry never was about marketing sexiness. It's much more about marketing insecurity and self-hatred.

I mean, even without any sort of body judgement on anyone, I find it absolutely fucking amazing what the modeling industry in general thinks constitutes "plus-size." Because, honestly, most of the plus-size models I see are like average people, which is absolutely bonkers.

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I'm beginning to think Suge Knight might not be a good person.

As a malliot*-wearer since the age of 8, I have to cry, "LET IT ALL HANG OUT, SISTERS!"

Because mine's gonna stay tucked in, where it's cowered since I was in knee socks and plaid over-the-shoulder jumpers worn over a turtleneck sweater, thank you very much.

*That's what Teen Magazine called one-pieces in '82. Sounds so…

Wear. Whatever. You. Want. Not just at the beach. It doesn't matter if you are 100 lbs or 500 lbs. If you are 20 or 80. Wear what makes you happy. If people don't like how it looks they can just look the fuck away. I am so tired of hearing people say someone is too old or too fat or too whatever for something. …

How about give zero fucks and wear whatever speaks to you. Garnish your outfits with some insouciantly wrinkled knees. You can probably pull off eccentric so well other women will be jealous and start trying to follow your trend setting glory.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!

I have this fight every year with my mom who insists that "certain" (e.g. old or overweight) women shouldn't let "everything" hang out. And I say, "WHY NOT?" It's their everything after all. If they are happy let it hang, let it swing, let it free. Be nude. Wear a swim burqa. Just be comfortable. What you put on your…

The only bad look in a swimsuit is "uncomfortable."

Between this and the Wet Hot American Summer teaser, today has been a good day.

I'm ethnic, too. Ethnically Polish, that is. This is the skin color of my people:

I don't really have anything constructive to contribute, but I felt the need to say that Rashida Jones is pretty much the most gorgeous woman on the planet. And she's freakin' smart to boot, some people have all the luck :)

Thank you for finally showing the tassel. It's my favourite part.

Schmativan.

I don't wear lululemon but it's like a freaking uniform here. All the moms wear it head to toe and they all go to the same gym, I assume taking yoga and sipping smoothies. I've been told on a certain NY Mommy board that my Target Champion branded "work out clothes" are lame and unstylish, and that $100 yoga pants…

These look like nuts....

That's downright spooky, scary. But that's what happens when boys become men. Men gotta become wolves.

he becomes a werewolf after his 13th birthday? So Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spoke the truth?

Hahaha, I love it! She's like, "did this bitch really just tell me to keep wrapping?" Yes Kate, no slowing down, no fraternizing - you've got presents to wrap.