Please say you mistyped ‘months’

I can’t decide if that is kind or mean. Let’s go with kean.

If this were HRC, people would be planning the graveside service already.

Your boyfriend does LAUNDRY?!?

Standing ovulation. I’ll see myself out now.

Thank you thank you thank you.

Stop trying to make fetching happen.

You know what I don't understand is why all the men I work with keep their legs closed in the office with almost no toppling over. But I haven't looked closely - perhaps they are strapped to their chairs. I'll pay more attention.

Can this conversation please never, ever end?