Test: would my asshole of a mother sell my passport after my untimely death? No, she would not. She would keep it. Ok, something's wrong here folks.
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I already said this on gawker, but bears repeating
OH THAT V
Gaaaah Zach Braff is always the worst. You broke Mandy Moore's heart, we all hate you.
Cuisinart Smart Stick, $30, Ebay.
12" Tongs with Silicone Heads, $14.99, OXO
Le Creuset. If you can save up (or get them as extra-special presents), they are totally worth every penny. I've got a large braiser and a 7 qt french oven, and they are my favourite things ever. Plus, they're so pretty, and last forever!
Fuck it, I am just going to advance the rumour that Ashley Tisdale penned this piece.
I JUST HAVE A BIG. LESBIAN. CRUSH ON YOUOUUIU
There is literally nothing in this article about Rhianna. Nothing. Not a single sentence or word. This article is dealing with the fact that Chris Brown punched another person, on a separate date, and ended up in jail, thus causing a scene at the courthouse. That is the only thing this article discusses. Lindy West is…
I don't like the shape of my eyebrows right now, but I don't how to change that. Do I let them grow back into furry caterpillars inching towards each other to have pre-butterfly sex on my face and then get it fixed? Is it worth the glory of nicely shaped brows to live with the shame of caterpillar sex face? Please…
You were so correct about the dog picture, but I want to know why that dog is flaunting its dog body.
WHY CAN'T RYAN GOSLING GET FAT AND PLAY HARRY NILSSON IN THE BIOPIC BEING CREATED IN MY MIND?!
I'm no expert or anything, just a sometimes music writer, but it seems to me Rick Ross's music is the type of work Lorde targets to take down with her music. I'm always really bothered by male artist trying to gain a little more attention to themselves by saying they want to collaborate with female artist who are…