That's the thing though... A good and pissed Balfour is worth a whole team "woken up". Mad Balfour is BEST Balfour.

I watch plenty of their games, and yes, it's Balfour's MO. He does it to keep himself fired up, and the Oakland fans love it. They made a gnome for him this year, called the "Balfour Rage" Gnome:

Let's see Jonah Hill number crunch his way out of this one

That moment in life when you have been trying to get pregnant for a year, to no avail, and then you can't help but wonder why you spent a decade of your life obsessing when you accidentally took a birth control pill three hours late.

This week I doulaed for a family whose child who was stillborn.

I am well and connecting with local friends and resources to process, but I just wanted to tell someone outside of my social-professional circle.

Holding an infant, who never breathed a breath on this world is surreal and deeply sad.

Please Jezzies, hug…

I have Paraguard! I decided to get it because, like you, I wanted something without hormones (I was on hormonal bc for almost ten years and decided I wanted a change). The horror stories online are mostly from people with anomalous experiences; people don't usually report when they like their birth control method just…

Sandra Bullock is dynamite in Gravity. I ordinarily would not recommend the 3D version of a movie, but spend the extra bucks because it is worth it.

you just reminded me how much i fucking hate that criticism of zooey deschanel. i agree with her, wearing a peter pan collar doesn't invalidate her feminism, jfc.

I'm so so sick of pop stars proclaiming that their being naked is about empowering women. Women have been objectified and exploited sexually against their will since the dawn of time. What makes willingly presenting oneself for objectification an empowering act for womankind? You are still seeking validation for the…

Good, good... the public grows weary of all these little, naked pop stars and redirects its attention to the entertainer we OUGHT to be seeing everywhere:

Oh, it's an appropriation-off!

Speaking as a black woman, I just want to be normal. I want to be considered normal. When black people are cast in a role, or as a model, I want it to be the norm. I want educated blacks to be seen as the rule. I do not want my color to be the reason why I am considered exceptional, less than, exotic, ugly, sexy,…

I just love Dean Norris. That's all.

I'm so happy my mom is boring.

If only Jon Hamm made the same poor choices as Farrah.

Farrahs Mold. Fun for everyone.

I am so sorry.

Also, not wanting your teenage daughter to wear denim underwear isn't slut shaming.

I'm not gay, I just don't want to get measles.

Perhaps this is off the topic, but has anyone ever heard of a worse name than Robin Thicke??? Why didn't he change his name to something better, more seductive, like Johnny Sweetshlong? I want to fuck Johnny Sweetshlong. I want to give my Dairy Queen order to Robin Thicke.