Bieber has about 30 black schoolkids to throw rocks at and one Vietnamese man to blind before he is as bad as Marky Mark was at the same age. So, uh...shut the fuck up?

Dr . Twinge said she had all this data proving I was narcissist

Especially since she lost custody in a really horrible way. I would be fighting it too.

When I first saw the report about Usher's and Tameka's son, my first thought was of how she must have felt when she got the call saying something had happened to Usher V, especially given how her first son died. In her position, I would probably have collapsed into a heap and/or lost my whole goddamn mind.

So.....they're basically the Bluths? Complete with the reality show thing? Is that...where we're landing here?

How the fuck has THIS article attracted so many fat-shaming concern-trolling psychopaths?

Jesus christ. God forbid the doodle be of some normal sized girls (i am about that size, and guess what assholes, am within the healthy weight range for my height).

As a binge drinking fucker, i would like to say: Piss Off.

Sure, SOME people are doing it because they are unhappy. SOME people are made unhappy be doing it. That doesn't mean everyone else is automatically miserable. Personally i do it because it's fun.

I daresay at some point getting drunk and shagging attractive…

UHM! I LOOOOVE THIS GRAPHIC!!!!

What the shit is with all these motherfucking trolls on this motherfucking site today?! And why are all these shitbirds getting out of the grey, but I and other commenters way awesomer and around here longer than me aren't? Didn't Lindy just write an article about how shitty these jagholes are? Where the fuck are they…

Here's Riley Cooper...being a racist hillbilly at a Kenny Chesney concert.

All that hard work for nothing, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Like a fine wine.

I would take this assignment. I want to see how someone gives birth with their head completely up their own ass.

As my Labor and Delivery nurse sister says, sure. Just call me when you are ready for your epidural.

Well, they are doing it at a birthing center, which implies that there are doctors on call should that become necessary. But that kind of statement—leading with the idea that his wife has the "guts" to give birth this way—smacks of "we are doing a natural birth so we are superior beings." So pretentious,…

I think I have the perfect photographer...

Did she perform at the deaf school? I fucking hope so. You know deaf people like music too, right?