As usual, Tracie writes very well, but I'm pissed. "Inside the Rainbow Gulag" was going to be the name of my Stalin/FDR slashfic musical."The camps are alive, with the sound of cross-ideological-gender-bending boning!"

"It involves placing a heavy item on a blindfolded person's back and then giving them verbal directions on where to go while other members of the frat tackle them. AKA, the shittiest, most dangerous game ever."

Oh Santa, please please please....

i see some comments with posters who are probably functioning ok sexually. But what about women who are not able to? What if they see their man cleaning the house and think, "wow that is sexy....still not turned on enough" "tom Hiddleston is hot, hmm...still not feeling like sexy time". I cannot imagine how…

I actually thought the photo of this was a rat trap.

I can't stop laughing at this!!!

Yeah, what the fuck, people? See my fucking comment!

The above comment should be seen. I don't even know what the proper response to it is. But it should be seen.

You are hilarious. Also, are you the same guy in the Knicks video rant posted earlier? I am detecting similar levels of passion. Slightly different vocab, but not so different that you might not be the same dude.

Man, I could read Drew hate things all day. Just an appreciation.

Big blue eyes...
Pointy nose...
Chasing mice...
and digging holes....

Cream of Wheat with generic sugar, served in a mug, accompanied by a 7.5 ounce Coke and generic Benadryl. Yum!

I'm a long time lurker but you know.. I just feel like there's no better way to finally take the dive and join the discussions here than with this glorious thanksgiving meal.

much wood

You evangelical atheists are just as irritating and ignorant as the religious people you claim to despise.

Grizzly Man, Timothy Treadwell

+1

i'd fuck him.

Or just have a better mental health services. Not everybody with mental illnesses are dangerous.

My girlfriend's uber religious mom gave her a stuffed easter rabbit for kids that you can draw on (for kids...she's crazy) and of course we got drunk and drew a huge veiny obscenity on it sprouting from the crotchal region and sent it anonymously to one of my friends a state away. (I mailed it while on a business trip…