We wouldn’t want anything, shall we say “unforseen,” to happen to youse. Capiche?

So, obviously that’s not what the article is saying, but whatever. No one here is pretending you read the thing.

Hehehehe you think they read it. That’s funny.

Make them an offer they can’t refuse and they’ll talk.

Ominous warnings from Italians not to pursue information because it could be damaging to their reputations? They couldn’t be a bigger cliche if they tried.

Fascinating.

“They misinterpreted me when I repeatedly promoted organisations that call the very existence of trans women a form of rape, and accused people who simply said ‘Don’t listen to me, I’m just a celebrity’ of being rape apologists with Prophet complexes, and accused people who explicitly said ‘I still own my HP stuff,…

Can’t forget Morty.

But if she’s cancelled by the Woke Mob (TM) what has she got left? Just her millions of pounds/dollars/euros and her castle and her publishing royalties in perpetuity!

That’s no way to live!

Thank god he said it. None of us anywhere understood she “has a right to her opinion” until right now.

If you’re an executive, you’re in charge of what happens at your company. You can’t take the big 1% checks without also taking the responsibility.

Sweetie, the Devil doesn’t need you to speak for him. 

Stop making sense and just grab a pitchfork.

That is the joke, yes. 

I really like Snowpiercer. I thought the movie wasn’t very good, but as in the case of some other films to TV series (I’m thinking Stargate), those involved managed to turn a mediocre movie into an excellent TV show, expanding the universe in thoughtful ways, adding interesting characters, and writing stories with…

I wish I could say I was surprised but at this point I’d be more shocked if WBD let a show finish on its original network and/or Max.  If that Flash movie ever comes out, I’m practically positive Zaslav’s gonna put it on Disney+ after a week.

It’s almost like all their various excuses about why they are doing this are complete bullshit.

So the reason why Batgirl can’t be shown is because it was written off as a loss and chucked in the bin since they’re not allowed to make any money off of it. If this is part of that same scheme, how are they allowed to shop it around? I thought this might be just sloppy AVClub reporting, but Deadline says virtually…

What an age to be alive.