Im sorry, where in the official NFL press releases did it say the Colts balls were ok? Or even checked? Its been nothing but "sources" claiming shit and a big part of the "story" turned out to be full of shit.

lol, wut? Your post leaves something to be desired. That something is logic.

Brunell was emotionally shaken up because he had just gotten off the phone with his accountant moments before the segment aired.

"It's Garropolo's fault, and I recommend he receive a lifetime ban."

I know it's the offseason for him, but Troy Polamalu has really let himself go.

Police are continuing to investigate the kidnapping claim, and have released a forensic sketch based on Allenby's description:

"You fellas want a scholarship?"

Almost as bad as charging people to watch the Mets.

"How can that possibly be squared with him ripping Scott to shreds for making a hip-hop reference on Monday Night Football?"

I AM NOT WATCHING THAT AND FUCK YOU FOR LINKING IT

Seems fitting that his retirement also sailed over the heads of his receivers.

garbage humans act like garbage humans in everything, don't blame the fantasy football just because it happened to be the momentary medium of their garbage spewing

Man signs $12 Million Dollar Contract, Does Worst Al Pacino Impression

"OH GOD. It's like I'm right back at the '97 Masters."

"If you all came here for an education, you should have gone to Harvard."

Maybe he should get the words tattooed on his neck?

I didn't realize there was only one note in the entire song

I love her

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.