"If you all came here for an education, you should have gone to Harvard."

Maybe he should get the words tattooed on his neck?

I didn't realize there was only one note in the entire song

I love her

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.

This is true! And if you actually think Wade is on board to drop from $42/2 to something like $24/4, that's actually going to be a killer, killer team. That seems extraordinary though, doesn't it?

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

So... if we hop aboard the Ray Rice train of thought, his wife is a failure for not getting up after he pummeled her.

It's a ridiculous decision. He should be on the team for his international experience alone. Setting that aside, he looked like he was still one of the team's best goal creators during world cup qualifying. The decision to cut him looks personal to me. Maybe Donovan's a pain in the ass, but Klinsmann really…

If you stare at his arms long enough, you can see Tim Tebow throwing a pass at your feet.

Despite the mishit, it looks like he has a pretty good lie.

"Wait, they called off the walkout? We were supposed to play last night?"

I disagree. The pandering shit about the Boston Marathon is more uninteresting by far.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

Still better than what the Sixers put on the floor each night.

Coming in at an angle will force the goalie side-to-side creating openings, especially the five-hole.

if anyone knows about stealing money from the Heat, it's Mike Miller.

Nice to hear Jim Kelly had won something.