Dibs on “the colonel is coming after you” for use in creepy text flirtations.

Right across the Passaic... aka Newark bitches! Back across the Hudson you hipster assholes!

I chuckled, but this is just awful.

I wonder if the source is Gomez’ agent?

I acknowledge that white people are terrible. However, in my experience, so is every other color of people.

He’s the coolest athlete I can think of who wears a girdle.

If you live in New Jersey, and your lease is being violated, by anything specific or the more general “breach of quiet enjoyment,” you can withhold rent. Advise the landlord in writing and specify what the violation is (i.e. this building is supposed to be single occupancy but my upstairs neighbor has a white trash…

“I’m here to tell you that the atmosphere in the new stadium will be ELECTRIC! The committee’s failure to approve this environmental report would be SHOCKING!”

Look at Karl. He revels in it! What a weirdo. Denver misses you George.

I don’t get it.

He probably wanted to know why Byron Scott doesn’t pay more attention to Burnenko’s ideas on tactics.

Do you think Joe Maddon would be employed right now (he is) without a world series ring (he doesn’t have one)? Because Sciosca and Maddon have won same number of games the past 7 years and Sciosca’s won his division three times to Maddon’s two. But Sciosca doesn’t wear chunky eyeglass frames so I can see why he’s…

On a related note, I’m noticing an uptick in the number of bar patrons that sit down at the bar and watch shows/movies/youtube, etc... without headphones. Idiot! You see how there are 20 televisions in here, all showing something different, and you notice that all of them are on mute!? That’s because it would be an…

What are you a fucking park ranger?

Who’s hyped up about the Rockies? They’ve finished in last or second to last place in something like 15 of the last 18 years and are 2.5 games clear in the cellar right now. Their starting rotation is Jorge De La Rosa, Chris Rusin, Chad Bettis, Kyle Kendrick and David Hale. You are wasting your contempt.

Not only that, but I heard his marriage to Jennifer Garner is on the rocks.

“If you don’t like who wins it, don’t watch the ESPY’s—simple as that.”

I commend you on this post, particularly paragraph 1.

It’s not just agreed to in the CBA, the players agree to the non-guaranteed years in their individual contracts. If they have enough leverage, they can negotiate enough guaranteed money that it binds the team to a certain number of years. That’s why the Bears can’t cut Jay Cutler. Everyone knows they’re negotiating…

Everything outside of the guaranteed money is completely optional. That’s why players don’t file grievances or sue when they get cut with years left. The players are getting exactly what they bargained for, not just in the CBA but in the individual contracts they sign. Everybody knows they’re negotiating for…