Oh his last name made him the number one ranked high school player in the country and put up 15 a game as a freshman at Duke? Where did Michael Jordan’s kids get drafted?

No dice jezbanned. You sound like you’re bringing nothing to the table except tired, recycled sarcasm.

More unimaginative hating from this site. Austin Rivers played ball well enough to get himself drafted and a nice contract and was the best player in a playoff game like a week ago. What do you do that’s so great, Tim Burke? Cut and paste youtube videos and write this kind of drivel?

The hipster guide to protesting. It’s like hiking but with knowing nods of solidarity toward black people mixed in. LOL!

Maybe he’s morally opposed to the raping.

I disagree. If he had brought in some heavy drums about halfway through and just let it loose Bryan Adams style, he would have had that place jumping.

I think his brain is slowing down due to Grecian Formula runoff.

Even better: do them alone, no spouse or girl/boyfriend present.

It’s not that they are rocket science, it’s that they deplete your bench. AL managers don’t have to worry about burning a pinch hitter early or using up their bullpen to keep their lineup moving. The decisions in NL games are more interesting.

I don’t get it. Aren’t those the right names? That’s Balo on the left, Welbeck in the middle and Sturridge on the right.

In the two years I lived alone between girlfriends, I had a decent size place with a pretty nice deck. The extent of my furniture was: a pull out sofa, a television, a globe, two deck chairs and a mattress on the floor. I would come from work, grab a beer and just flop onto my sofa, which was always pulled out into…

It does sound like a fun party.

I think they can still use him, particularly given how Giroud is bad at his job.

After my fiance dumped me five years ago, I was able to channel all my feelings of humiliation and inadequacy into developing a six-pack. I was already pretty fit, but dropped 25 pounds by walking back and forth to the train every day (about 4 miles), doing pushups, pull ups and sit ups and eating nothing but fruits,…

Are they bad in the same way that Giroud is bad at his job?

As opposed to Giroud, who is bad at his job?

Your headline is incorrect. I have it on reliable authority that Iowa State runs "pro-sets" at the college level. The poor suckers on the other team don't even know what hit them!

I'd be interested in how they brew it, because the pepper flavor is legit. It builds to legitimate spiciness. I wouldn't want to drink a ton of it, but it is very well executed. It's a great eye opener.

I thought this beer tasted kind of chemically and shandy-like. I don't get the need for this beer, since the IPA already tastes grapefruity. I thought the habenero IPA tasted more authentic. It had legit slow building heat.

Your soccer fan credentials have been revoked for cribbing talking points about giroud from ESPN reader comments.