Thank you for that review of the trailer.

Stars in a Victor Salva movie.

Bezos pays us millions to talk about Finarfin as much as possible. It was literally my only job. Expect a Notes app apology asap

Yeah, most people on the left feel exactly the same as Rob does in regards to this specific thing.

I mean, Rob Schneider sucks, but he’s not wrong in this instance. That was a really embarrassing/cringey moment for a comedy show.

The reviewer already has their required script in place, even down to the casual ridicule., and the pattern of when it doesn’t fit the pattern, it’s part of the pattern.
“I’m pretty sure a male heir to the Iron Throne wouldn’t be forced to serve as a glorified waiter, but, again, Westeros gonna Westeros.” So, the show…

I miss the days of Newbie and Expert reviews for GoT on the AV Club, because they would actually, ya know, review and analyze the show and were written by people who had a clear interest in the material they were tasked with reviewing. If this is all we’re getting then what reason do I have to come here after I…

The lack of any levity is going to be a problem.  The most beloved characters in Game of Thrones, like Davos or Tormund, were very witty and entertaining alongside being serious.  Its what made me frankly root for them to survive, because they didn't just brood all day.  Those two were also probably the least damaged…

You said straight forward and didn't mention Straight Story, the literal most straight laced Lynch film ever.

Fire Walk With Me was the beginning of his dream logic period. Prior to that you had stuff that was either explicitly allegorical (Eraserhead, Wild at Heart) or just plain straightforward in narrative (The Elephant Man, Dune, Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks). He certainly had dream sequences before this, but they were always…

I like FWWM fair bit, but I think its reputation has over-corrected to a degree. The film takes a while to really get going with a lot of tangents (even for a Lynch film) that make it feel like the film doesn’t quite achieve what it sets out to do. Some of this is expanded on in The Return (i.e. Philip Jefferies,…

I’m sorry I didn’t get here in time to tell you you could still edit this.

I have zero sympathy.  She’s been a piece of shit since long before she was on tv.

My headcanon now is that they’ve built a bot that automatically adds at least one typo to every article.

Good ole Easter Daylight Time. 

This makes that clip of her sitting up and screaming at the paramedics as they put her in the ambulance even more terrifying, knowing the kind of injuries she suffered from the crash. What a horrific story for everyone involved.

He wrote the pilot for Battle Creek before he wrote Breaking Bad and it sat in a metaphorical desk drawer for years before CBS decided to pick it up. He wasn’t involved with the show except for the pilot script. Since he wrote the pilot, he was listed as an executive producer.

“I don’t have any plans right now to do anything more in this universe. I know I probably gave the same answer at the end of Breaking Bad”

If you’re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth, in your underwear, don’t stop and think of what other words have “under” in them, because that’s probably the first sign of jungle madness.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind”. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words - “mank” and “ind”. What do these words mean? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.