Why is it eerie? The original scene was recorded, and they were able to watch it and do the same thing.

Glamour?!

I’m not really interested in being lectured about fiscal responsibility by the guy who gave massive contracts to both Brock Osweiler and Case Keenum.

Even as the fan of a rival team, I swear to you that this displeases me.

What the fuck is the big deal? Like, yeah, it’s unfortunate, but it was an interrogation gone wrong. These things HAPPEN. Sometimes you start off asking someone some questions and before you know it you’ve accidentally dismembered them to death with a bonesaw. Who among us? Glass houses and stones people. (Also, if…

The worst thing that could have happened for the Texans long-term is winning this game and squeaking out overtime wins the two weeks before it. They should be 0-6 on their way to 2-14 with a new coach and a top draft pick next year. But instead, that pesky thing called “hope” is securing O’Brien’s job and stringing…

The killer is....

“Someday, if he’s lucky, Mulaney will be too famous for that shit too.”

“They don’t do colleges because their fees are too high for colleges to afford.”

So sick of those glamourpusses Steve Buscemi, John Turturro, Stephen Root, John Goodman, Tim Blake Nelson, and Tom Waits hogging the spotlight, eh? ;)

“I will kill you. I will kill your wife. I will kill your infant dog."

The review saying his hosting duty for the Emmys was “serviceable” cracked me up, both because it was true and also because it was the most positive thing I’ve heard anyone say about him. 

I blame Colin Jost, who may perhaps, be the most bland and dull individual in the history of human existence.

It’s incongruous to me that pound for pound PG County is the roughest part of the of the DC area, and yet it’s most well-known representative in our larger culture is the most pillow soft thin-skinned baby in his field of expertise 

He did win Overly Defensive Player of the Year, though.

It’s so gritty, you’ll clean and go about your business for a few weeks, then touch behind your ear and find some grit that managed to hang on.

Trying to decide which show is better is just about the least interesting approach to both shows.

“better then the sudden flip of a switch in Walter White.”

Did you even watch Breaking Bad? 

“We want abortion to end” cries the ‘Moral Majority’.