The article felt kind of Shakespearean- dude wants nothing more than love and respect, so much so he runs for President thinking that it’ll be the sure-fire way he’ll get love and respect. But upon becoming President, he finds himself neither loved or respected and is instead mainly alone, by himself, watching Cable…

Giri, your AO coverage during the fortnight was excellent. Thank you. And I agree with you that Federer’s backhand has never looked better, which is simply astounding.

Probowlers playing dodgeball > Actual Probowl

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

I am humbled and gratified that this comment received 2,500 stars.

From far away, the sound of idiocy can be misunderstood as hope

Dear Tom,

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

“Old man doesn’t understand how voting works, wants someone to tell him how to feel about things: The story of the 2016 Election.”

I hate when these people start rioting and destroying their own neighborhoods...

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

That is a patently stupid take, but that’s okay, because I am a classy guy and being classy means being able to mingle with people beneath you.

I know, I know. Everything on this list is wrong. Frank’s Brother is the worst episode.

Two things he said this morning:

Bringing up the constitution is basically the same as Art Briles quoting the bible all the damn time. Its saying some document a bunch of morons consider literally perfect has proven I am right no matter what so there please hire me again

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

I’ve been a dedicated Niners fan since I was eight years old. I’ve rooted for them since the waning days of the Montana era, and stayed with them through their decade of irrelevance.

As someone who has been defending Sherman against unfair criticism since the 2014 championship game, well, dammit, I got nothing this time.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.