This is a sober and measured comment.

This is such a cop-out. He is clearly just doing this to avoid getting punched in the balls by Draymond in next year’s playoffs.

But if the Players Tribune crashed, how can Chris Broussard confirm that Durant is going to Golden State?

I was not aware of that.

This is what disappointed me about PFT Commenter joining barstool. He was hilarious as parody but now it seems like he’s adopting the persona unironically. Like if Colbert joined Fox News or something. On one hand I can’t blame the guy for wanting to get paid and have a full time gig but on the other I don’t see the…

“What’s funny about Barstool”

Still not sure why he went there. Half the comments on his articles are from people who have absolutely no clue what he’s doing. It makes as much sense as Colbert moving to Fox would have made.

Dyed and Prejudice by Emily Austen

You can pitch like garbage and be a big fatass and hit your wife/girlfriend/dog, but as long as you talk to the press after the game they’ll always have your back in some way.

I like to think there were signs. Just shooting shit in the locker room “When I was growing up I had a crush on Murphy Brown.” “What, dude?”

It’s all about Geno Auriemma getting as many UConn players on the team as possible. Coming at the expense of a Tennessee player makes it even better. Gotta maintain his recruiting advantage, which has been through the roof since he took over as head coach of Team USA.

He mentions her frequently in his stand-up, and it’s usually to point out how much in sync they were. She was there for the orgy-house, the backyard rat, their daughter’s hair-freakout. He announced he was in love with her AND her pregnancy in his specials. He pointed out how he envies her drive and discipline.

Maybe the last scene is they all end up on a group call and are like, “Oh, you’re not dead? Awesome, let’s go to Chili’s.” And then the last frame, in big block letters, reads GAME OF PHONES. End scene. Emotional catharsis for everyone.

THE PURPOSES! THEY’RE SO INTENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Intensive purposes”?

Even when he’s mad he’s professional as fuck.

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

I don’t think you have a very good grasp on which of us is the angry one.

This is where, if your reading comprehension abilities surpassed those of a goddamn hat-rack, you would have noticed that we didn't put any restaurant-signature dishes on this entire list, because it's not a list of things that specific restaurants make, but rather a list of signature foods associated with entire…