My favorite AV Club comment is “People like a thing that I don’t like, and I am incapable of understanding why.”

As dgstan shows, being a piece of shit is a full-time job. You can’t take a day off. Some might say “Hey, this is a pretty tough story, maybe I should take a break from being a gross dumbfuck,” but not dgstan. He’s committed to being garbage until he dies alone. Great job dgstan.

Someone please rescue Taraji P. Henson from her agent.

Wahlberg’s great in I Heart Huckabees.

That guy’s resemblance to Younger Jeff Tweedy is driving me nuts. 

^^ hey look, a dickhead.

Murder on the Orient Express.

The other stuff you typed is wrong, too.

Thank you for providing the lone interesting comment in this thread.

If you need comedy, you ain’t gonna find it anywhere near Pete Davidson.

Donald Trump will remain president until he dies.

I’ve heard the “UP peaks with its opening” complaint for over a decade now. It remains incorrect.

“played siege”

Thanks, Pops.

I’m pretty sure I Think You Should Leave has rotted my brain because as soon as Bayer showed up I was expecting her to start talking about pig dicks and wet wet mud.

In Lammen’s defense, he has nothing else going on.

Shout out to all the dummies in this thread saying “actually starting more war in the Middle East is good,” because why learn anything from the last few decades? Congrats on being an oblivious dumbfuck from birth to the grave!

Yes, someone who was actually in the movie probably has a more earned opinion about the project than you, a nobody.

Three people starred Joe’s dopey pouting, which means that a grand total of four assholes have been in this thread.

Another terrific point. Keep it up