“Pete Davidson’s turned himself into a valuable member of this cast in his time on the show”

I harbor no ill will towards Mr. Davidson, and I hope he gets the help that he needs, but the above statement is not true. 

If you can’t spell her name, maybe you shouldn’t try to be clever, Anonymous Teen.

I don’t know anything about Pete Davidson. However, I can confidently say that recognitions sucks shit.

Yep, that’s recognitions!

The GOP has cornered the market on dumb doctors

“Produced by Zyrgle”

GOTTI is some next-level crapulence, but MUTE might be the most ill-conceived project I’ve ever seen. Can’t believe you guys totally ignore the fact that for some reason, Justin Theroux’s character is a pedophile!

oh fuck off already

You mean the apology where he said “Don’t worry, I always asked before pulling my dick out”?

Eat shit, doofus.

‘thought you were smarter’

How is Serena not here?

Lol, shout out to the 11 other dumbfucks who thought this comment was smart and good.

I haven’t seen nearly enough trashing of Wilbon today. Let’s get on that!

Wasn’t Crash Bandicoot bundled with the original PS? And it’s not here? WHA?

I loved how Jon Favreau kept following his dreams thanks to his too still-friendly exes... uh, Scarlett Johannson and Sofia Vergara WHAAAAA?

Man, the comments here defending Meyer are brutal. God you suck, Ohio.

“obscene”

I get that Ohio is stupid and evil, but the melodramatic hysterics really kick the shittiness up a notch.

At least we’ll always have the terrific musicHAHAHAH I’m kidding, he’ll die in jail and that’s great.

“OLD MOVIES ARE DIFFERENT FROM NEW MOVIES AND ARE BAD”

Conservatives trying to be smart is one of our nation’s finest comedy resources.